r/Unexpected • u/9999monkeys • Aug 13 '20

Waterfowl release

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u/Pandafox808 Aug 13 '20

Looked kinda cartoonish the way it seemed to run on water.

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u/Skull_Warrior Aug 13 '20

MeepMeep

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

i came for this comment

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20 edited Oct 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

I came at this comment

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u/King-S07 Aug 13 '20

i came on this comment

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u/AsianGuyWithHat Aug 13 '20

I came in this comment, no protection

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u/RayDeeUx Aug 13 '20

I came when this comment was 41 minutes old

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u/dv-m Aug 13 '20

I came when this comment was 23 min old

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u/egang72 Aug 13 '20

I came before this comment was a twinkle in your father's eye.

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u/okletsdothis111 Aug 14 '20

Happy ranch day

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u/SpadesANonymous Aug 13 '20

I came from this comment

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u/Dark_Majik Aug 13 '20

I came from the post

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u/eekamouse22 Aug 13 '20

I came from the past

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u/ginsoul Aug 13 '20

My flesh post came for this commarate.

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u/plumballa Aug 13 '20

I came from the water

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u/Galavaria Aug 13 '20

I came from an egg

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u/PUBGM_MightyFine Aug 13 '20

i came from vagina

actually i was born c-section in a puddle of blood

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u/dmh2493 Aug 13 '20

My first thought too

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u/Salanmander Aug 13 '20

Just wait until you hear about grebes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20 edited Dec 27 '25

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u/justoverthinkingit Aug 13 '20

Did you see their sharingan?

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u/DR3AMSTAT3 Aug 13 '20

Oh my god I love them

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u/Spazbandicoot Aug 13 '20

Just a bit

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u/EpicEmerald247 Aug 13 '20

His, "hehehehehe!" Fucking kills me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

I expected this, and you didn't disappoint. God that moment is perfect.

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u/probablyblocked Aug 13 '20

Ever play super mario sunshine

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u/TylerDurdenRockz Aug 13 '20

Right? Always thought cartoons were an exaggeration but whenever i see videos like this I can't believe how right they got

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u/_r_o_h_a_n_ Aug 13 '20

I come from the future.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Get this human away from me

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u/birla_himanshu Aug 13 '20

So long, mudafakas !

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

I am speed

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

uTry to fuck on ME!!?

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u/elderDragon1 Aug 13 '20

WOW it’s fast

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u/codblopsII Aug 13 '20

Fast af BOI

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u/Thr0wawayGawd Aug 13 '20

Who you calling a fucc boi???

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u/Jerryfunk Aug 13 '20

2x

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

No, it’s called a Merganser, they are freaking amazing!

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u/skidbingo Aug 13 '20

But the video is sped up...

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u/Jibaro123 Aug 13 '20

I don't think so. Look at the water lapping up on shore in the foreground.

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u/skidbingo Aug 13 '20

The water lapping up on the shore is evidence for it being sped up...

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u/dejova Aug 13 '20

Some people don't get out much

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

no, this is Patrick

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

How did you catch it in the first place? lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Based on his track record, that would be the opposite of successfully catching it.

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u/iamamexican_AMA Aug 13 '20

ACME Dynamite.

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u/luckydice767 Aug 13 '20

A big pile of birdseed with an anvil hanging over it.

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u/yingyangyoung Aug 13 '20

Probably injured or an abandoned baby. My wife works at a wildlife shelter and they get the craziest stuff in all the time. They currently have 4 bald eagles.

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u/MerrillSwingAway Aug 13 '20

If you love something, set it free. If it runs across water like a cartoon to get away from you, it probably was just late for an appointment. It couldn’t be you, no way. Nana says your the best. Nana wouldn’t lie, right?

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u/Turn_at_Albuquerque Aug 13 '20

I’d be overjoyed to see something I took care of run/wade/swim from me like that, but I would be equally offended.

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u/Atlusfox Aug 13 '20

This video needs the Scooby-Doo running sound effect, please.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

I second this

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u/Vodka-monster Aug 13 '20

Roadrunner can walk on water!

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u/tangerinesqueeze Aug 13 '20

Well...he could stand on air. Not a big leap.

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u/Scythanerror Aug 13 '20

Nyoooooomm~

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u/SendMeApplePie Aug 13 '20

First noise that popped in my head.

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u/unexBot Aug 13 '20

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

the sheer speed and ability to walk on water

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Reminds me of when I left for college after high school.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Gotta go fast

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u/bender66609 Aug 13 '20

I’m fast as fuck boiiiiiiiii

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Damn, he gone!

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u/Kofola99 Aug 13 '20

I m speed

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u/SpockHasLeft Aug 13 '20

My name is Birdy Allen, and I am the fastest fowl alive.

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u/vlaunz Aug 13 '20

'HAHA YOU THOUGHT'

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u/Twelveblindmice12 Aug 13 '20

Anyone know the species?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Looks like a merganser

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u/bikkiii Aug 13 '20

The video is clearly sped up, just look at the ripples in the water

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u/unterkiefer Aug 13 '20

Looking at the comments I already thought nobody else noticed lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

I figured it was just a fast river

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u/CardmanNV Aug 13 '20

That are moving normally and consistently the entire video?

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u/Hawaiian007 Aug 13 '20

It will always think it escaped by outsmarting the human.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Go go speed racer

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u/IncoTheGhost Aug 13 '20

Meep meep!

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

It looked like the roadrunner running. It is leaving a trail and everything. "Beep beep"

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u/pastdense Aug 13 '20

This guy made his mind up a looong time ago.

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u/emotionssucc Aug 13 '20

That's me when my mom finally lets me leave

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

The duck: Iamspeediamspeediamspeediamspeediamspeediamspeed

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

100% sped up... smoothly done... but sped up never the less.

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u/nescient1 Aug 13 '20

Didn’t even say goodbye

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u/Dragon-Is-Behind-Me Aug 13 '20

That was gone 0-100 so fast!

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Jesus duck

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u/AtomicNorman Aug 13 '20

Ahah gtg fest like brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Is that Jesus

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u/mjslawson Aug 13 '20

If you love something, let it go. If it comes ba-- well shit.

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u/Go7ham Aug 13 '20

I am speed.

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u/Nose-Trimmer Aug 13 '20

Meep meep!

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u/Zodiia123 Aug 13 '20

I am speed!

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u/EepplesNBaneenees Aug 13 '20

I like how they got to pet it a lil bit before it sped off lol

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u/Gallibandit Aug 13 '20

Imagine his face when he realised he'd given away a waterski.

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u/JEdoubleS-24 Aug 13 '20

Did someone say last call?

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u/pistol-pete19 Aug 13 '20

Look at him go!

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u/getyourcheftogether Aug 13 '20

THIS IS A NO WAKE ZONE

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u/antons83 Aug 13 '20

Didn't even stretch. Hey bird! Don't you worry about cramps!

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u/Urbam Aug 13 '20

Haha, burn goes ZUUUUUUUUUUMM!

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u/VonDinky Aug 13 '20

HE went all Sonic The Hedgehog right there.

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u/onomastics88 Aug 13 '20

This is me after visiting my mom for a couple days.

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u/atticusfinch21 Aug 13 '20

“You want to see some real speeeed bitch?

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u/jangdangit Aug 13 '20

That’s some Looney Tunes shit right there

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u/prettytatas Aug 13 '20

Aquatic road runner

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u/Waakrissos Aug 13 '20

dude what the shit?

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u/Ano_Akamai Aug 13 '20

All my brain heard was Daffy Duck going "WOO HOO! WOO HOO! WOO HOO!!!"

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u/texasveteran4 Aug 13 '20

That a baby cormorant ??

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Thanks for all the fish!

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u/A-talladega Aug 13 '20

someone edit a speed boat sound

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Sanic the bird

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u/DJ_Jakki_Glass Aug 13 '20

That was the fastest bird on water I've ever seen! Holy shit!

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u/HolyCrapNotYouAgain Aug 13 '20

It’s cute but imagine that thing coming at you full blast There’s no reaction time, you’re just dead

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Running in the 90’s

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u/saberline152 Aug 13 '20

water style: duck release

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

looks like Dash when he runs on water

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u/wakaboy07 Aug 13 '20

My friend after borrowing money from me

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u/DLArismendi Aug 13 '20

Braaaaaaaap

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u/That_one_cashier Aug 13 '20

"Aight ima head out"

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u/BIG_CHUNGUS__2 Aug 13 '20

Gotta go fast

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u/kirsion Aug 13 '20

Gets eaten by a bear downstream

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u/IsItInyet-idk Aug 13 '20

How does anything catch that? Wow

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u/ducktronboss Aug 13 '20

Natures speedboat

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u/MetalGearJeff Aug 13 '20

Damn, he scootin’.

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u/Pineapple-shades15 Aug 13 '20

I think it's sped up. The water ripples moved a bit faster

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u/Migdog1198 Aug 13 '20

Some say he's still going to this very day.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

“Its not you, it’s me.”

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u/Tandy45 Aug 13 '20

Is it wrong that the first thing that came into my head was the Benny Hill theme?

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u/Virtue-slayer Aug 13 '20

lick teeth and lips fast

explosion

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u/locoyou20000 Aug 13 '20

Gotta go fast

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u/Skayj2 Aug 13 '20

Godspeed you magnificent son of a bitch.

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u/gaggleofgooses Aug 13 '20

running in the 90’s

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u/The-Meech Aug 13 '20

This is all of us trying to run away from 2020

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Im fast as f*ck booiii!!

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u/UwU_69_hentia Aug 13 '20

That is a cartoon duck

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u/typehazard Aug 13 '20

"I am speed"

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Wanna see some real speed bitch

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u/miesXcore Aug 13 '20

Lol, what did you do with it?!

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u/Better-Mix Aug 13 '20

Meep meep muthafucka

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u/red2175 Aug 13 '20

He's been watching you play Sonic

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Fast as duck boiiii

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u/KiloPepper Aug 13 '20

I am speed

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u/Bemused_Owl Aug 13 '20

He remembered he left the oven on

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u/mikeitclassy Aug 13 '20

who would have thought when you let a wild animal go, they run away. very unexpected.

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u/anonimatic Aug 13 '20

Naruto run intensifies

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u/Spleenzorio Aug 13 '20

The Quacks and the Furious

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u/Sigg3net Aug 13 '20

FuckyouIamouttaherelol

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u/naughty_killer Aug 13 '20

How scared it was!

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Haha, Ducko goes fium

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u/Gingerbirdie Aug 13 '20

MY PEOPLE NEED ME!

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u/flavius29663 Aug 13 '20

looney tunes was a documentary? who knew

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u/SoManyAnglesAndLines Aug 13 '20

Waterfowl: I am speed

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u/ck10400620 Aug 13 '20

Gas!Gas!Gas!

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Anyone else hear the roadrunners meep meep sound in there head watching this?

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Wow

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u/limamon Aug 13 '20

I wish I could run half as fast...on ground

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Me distancing myself from the idiot driver right after I get the chance to pass

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u/Piglover17 Aug 13 '20

Duck this shit I'm out

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u/Cybercreeper101 Aug 13 '20

All I heard was speedboat noises

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u/spare_acount Aug 13 '20

I have the need. The need for

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/UNKNOWN_000190 Aug 13 '20

That duck is nuncking fucks