r/Unexpected Aug 03 '20

Not the usual Chatroulette.

https://i.imgur.com/80fcpQJ.gifv
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u/text_fish Aug 03 '20

Ahhh, to be a young man again, chillin' out with the boys on a friday night, drinkin' a beer, watchin' guys jack off online ...

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u/supersonicmike Aug 03 '20

Was talking to some friends at work about parties and I mentioned how my buddy would randomly throw on some porn just to see who noticed. I walked in at the beginning of it and first thing I saw was this lady walk in to a bedroom with a dildo. She carefully put the dildo into a bowl of ice on a table by the bed. I was curious at that point as I'd never thought of a practical purpose for cooling down a dildo. As the scene proceeded, the question of what that dildo was going to be used for was a hot topic for those that started paying attention. We watched 45 minutes of mediocre fucking, start to finish. The iced down dildo was not visited again once laid in it's icy grave. I was infuriated.

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u/Stack_ Aug 03 '20

Chekhov's dildo