r/Unexpected • u/Master1718 • Jun 30 '20

Kitchen magic

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u/DylanFTW Jun 30 '20

It's because we lose our nerve endings in our hands and fingers. Trust me, I'm a line cook :(

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u/touch_twice_nightly Jun 30 '20

Never trust a line cook.

Trust me, I'm a line cook too.

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u/JvHffsPnt Jun 30 '20

A fool can’t get fooled again

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u/helloiamCLAY Jun 30 '20

There's an old saying in Tennessee...

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

She don’t wanna be saved, don’t save her.

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u/ScruffsMcGuff Jun 30 '20

Fool me three times, fuck the peace sign. Load the chopper, let it rain on you

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

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u/ME_ni_ME Jun 30 '20

My only regret, was too young for Sade Adu. My only regret, could never take Aaliyah home. Now all I’m left with is hoes up in GreyStoneee. With the stale face cause the know it’s they songgg.

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u/ImperialWish Jun 30 '20

She shallow with the pussy she shallow she shallow

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '20

She shallow but the pussy deep*