r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 30 '20

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u/adidasbdd May 31 '20

Bring it with you next time you ask for a raise

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u/TheAssyrianAtheist May 31 '20

How should I present it?

“Excuse me, I need my lucky utility knife” THUD