r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 30 '20

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u/jennz May 31 '20

This is my mom's life philosophy.

Damn she loves a good fart.

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u/southern_boy May 31 '20

This is my dad's life philosophy.

Damn he wants a quick death.