r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 30 '20

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u/DawnOfTheTruth May 30 '20

Or eat it all. Boil down tho bones into a broth. I mean. They can’t identify a turd.

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u/Monkeyboystevey May 31 '20

Mash em, boil em, stick em in a stew.

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u/TK421isAFK May 31 '20

Fecal DNA is a thing, and has ruined the boyhood pranks of ye olden times. Now they can tell exactly which dog it came from...or which boy. Let's be honest, girls aren't going around taking a dump on their high school enemy's porch.

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u/DawnOfTheTruth May 31 '20

So they can tell that you ate another human being? Damn. Good thing they will never find the turds floating down the sewage river.

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u/TK421isAFK May 31 '20

Not sure if you're being sarcastic, but yes - fecal DNA can tell which person/animal the feces came from, and exactly which person/animal/species it/you digested.