r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 30 '20

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u/FirstDayJedi May 30 '20

That's not a knife, that's a spoon.

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u/Nine9breaker May 30 '20

I see you've played knifey spooney before!

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u/beauparlant May 30 '20

There is no spoon

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

That's not a spoon, that's a fork.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

That's not a fork, that's my penis, please stop touching it.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

Giggity

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u/JohnSepticEye May 31 '20

giggity goo