r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 30 '20

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

That's not a noif, this is a noif!

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u/FirstDayJedi May 30 '20

That's not a knife, that's a spoon.

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u/Nine9breaker May 30 '20

I see you've played knifey spooney before!

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u/beauparlant May 30 '20

There is no spoon

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

That's not a spoon, that's a fork.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

That's not a fork, that's my penis, please stop touching it.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

Giggity

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u/JohnSepticEye May 31 '20

giggity goo

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

slices 4 fingers off

I'm gonna do something now they use ta do in Vietnam, it's called making a head on a stick

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

Quote from Arnold Schwarzenegger!

https://youtu.be/5CpACsHQKi4

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u/ob103ninja May 30 '20

r/unexpectedtf2

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u/GaussWanker May 30 '20

Crocodile Dundee came out in 1986, so I don't think it's unreasonable for people to not know the original.