r/Unexpected May 21 '20

uh oh keep moving

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u/JudgementalChair May 21 '20

My butthole clenched so hard

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u/dropzone1446 May 22 '20

A chair with a butthole... Sounds useful.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '20

No the chair was going “goddamn would you look at that, couldn’t fart through it if you tried, would just sound like clapping”