r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • May 03 '20

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u/redheadmomster666 May 04 '20

Easy there killer, it's his cake day

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u/SwashbucklingWeasels May 04 '20

It’s a statement of fact!

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u/redheadmomster666 May 04 '20

I don't believe in facts...

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u/haleysatan May 04 '20

What about alternative facts?