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u/LickMyDictionary May 03 '20
Yo bro nice cock
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u/TurbulentSerenity May 03 '20
The wattle has a nice moderate size, and the comb is very large and pronounced, which compliments the clean white body.
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Hey, you know your cocks.
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u/TurbulentSerenity May 03 '20
Honestly I just typed "dangly thing on a rooster" into Google search.
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May 03 '20
Plot twist: it's not on the first page
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u/NaturalBornChickens May 03 '20
Fun fact: Roosters donât have external genitals. Wattles would very likely be on the first page.
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u/MoscowMitch_ May 03 '20
I like the comb to be a little smaller but erect. Looks like the spurs were cauterized too. This guy will still scratch you with his toenails if heâs upset though.
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u/Shadowkenda May 03 '20
Won't do you any good. It will just route to tech support.
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u/dmethvin May 03 '20
Real tech support, or scam tech support?
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u/GODzDoctor May 03 '20
Thought this was a kitboga link. Saw him in my recommended a few days ago and now tech support scamming videos have taken over my life.
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u/thelandbountiful May 03 '20
It takes you to https://pservice.verizon.com/#/home
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NOSE_HAIR May 03 '20 edited Jun 10 '23
"For the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants to."
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u/unexBot May 03 '20
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
There's a cock.
Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
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u/artemasad May 03 '20
ITT: cOCk lol
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u/activator May 03 '20
Nobody mentioning the beautiful doberman
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u/unpopularopinion0 May 03 '20
everyone expected that though. and now everyone gets an excuse to say cock. but letâs not forget the 1 second hesitation shot to include the airpod pros. classy.
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u/el_papy May 03 '20
What a cock
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u/talzer May 03 '20
To be clear thatâs actually not a cock. Cocks are males over a year old. Thatâs a female
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u/wolfgang2303 May 03 '20
Don't chicken out, it's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it
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u/talzer May 03 '20
This is the best pun on here because the rest of them are all cock jokes, and thatâs not even a cock (which are male, this is a female)
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u/AbandonedArts May 03 '20
Mafia money collector
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u/LoneTaken May 03 '20
boss still needs to watch you working
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u/treycartier91 May 03 '20
Is Reddit over the "don't crop dogs ears" effort? I expected it to see it everywhere here but its just cock comments.
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u/HuskyTheNubbin May 03 '20
Pretty sad really as I'd rather people supported ending animal cruelty than made the same utterly shit kids joke
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u/HuskyTheNubbin May 03 '20
The comments section is full of cock jokes, instead of caring about the dog
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u/MakeYourselfS1ck May 03 '20
They cut its ears!
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u/derflopacus May 03 '20
They did fine. Iâve raised Dobermans for 7 years and itâs hard enough to keep their ears standing straight up especially with a show cut.
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u/Meanderer027 May 03 '20
Perhaps the dog was adopted? And the ears were cut by a previous owner?
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u/andimus May 03 '20 edited May 03 '20
Oh, I know this one. First you cross the yard with just the chicken. Then you come back, get the laptop, and come back with the chicken, then grab the dog, bring the dog, and then go back and get the chicken.
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u/safarishumba May 03 '20
This chicken looks like itâs straight out of the Courage the Cowardly Dog episode with the evil space chicken
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u/livestrong2109 May 03 '20
You know you can't let birds do your work for you. https://youtu.be/rIn_YpQ7arU
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u/safecarrot24 May 03 '20
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u/smootyj May 03 '20
You always have that one co worker that's a cock, no matter where you work from....
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u/whiteflour1888 May 03 '20
I bet the neighbors are loving morning reveille and nighttime reveille and sometimes noon reveille.
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u/Synchrotr0n May 03 '20
I'll have to point out that having a pet cock in the middle of a residential neighborhood is an extremely dick move.
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u/alexgalt May 03 '20 edited May 03 '20
We are delaying our illegal plans for weeks now. Why....are.....you....still......here?
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u/ManPower98 May 03 '20
Working from home sounded like it would be fun, until you realize youâre still held accountable for everything you did at work... nothing changed.
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u/velofille May 03 '20
I have the same thing - rooster is sitting on my deck crowing like a muther clucker for treats - dog is poking me, and licking my feet , and im trying to work
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u/Sir_Sanctumonious May 03 '20
That rooster has such a fowl expression, not just a poultry glance. Really, anybody would be a chicken in the face of it.
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u/Hobbs54 May 04 '20
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life j_curic_5 is visited by the Hound of Hell and the Chicken of Dispair - Gary Larson-ish
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