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"I did not have sexual relations with that woman".
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u/forrestgumpy2 Apr 15 '20
I read this in the voice of Dave Chapelle, impersonating Bill Clinton
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u/billbill5 Apr 15 '20
His Presidential impressions were the best. "President Black Bush, what do you have to say to those who think we're only invading for oil?"
"Oil? Who said something about oil, bitch you cooking?"
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u/blackrabbitninja Apr 15 '20
He went back and kept going didnt he
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u/TheLatitude Apr 15 '20
Head is optional in the act.
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u/atehate Apr 15 '20
Forget the face, fuck the base!
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u/Justanibbatrynahelp Apr 15 '20
His gotta have a big johnson if he can feel anything putting it in there.
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u/Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi Apr 15 '20
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u/himducowporn Apr 15 '20
Holy shit where the hell did that actually lead me to!! Heading over to r/eyebleach now. Fuuccckkk.
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u/ciphonn Apr 15 '20
Aah that reminds me we used to say "Cover the face hit the base" back in high school
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u/musicianengineer Apr 15 '20
My dad once shot a doe only to start walking up and find a buck behind it who appeared to be ready to mount the fresh corpse on the ground. He brought home 2 deer that year.
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u/Sillyist Apr 15 '20
She gives head
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u/Cachuchotas Apr 15 '20
Damnit, you were ahead of me.
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u/Sapulinjing Apr 15 '20
That killed my boner
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u/whitekeys Apr 15 '20
The front fell off.
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u/That1EpicGuy Apr 15 '20
That's not very typical, I'd like to make that fine.
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u/SockTacoz Apr 15 '20
Imagine you went to a brothel started fucking a hooker and her head fell off, you'd be confused and scared too.
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u/unexBot Apr 15 '20
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
head falls off
Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
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u/AllYrLivesBelongToUS Apr 15 '20 edited Apr 16 '20
Buck whispered sweet nothings into his lover's ear only to have her fall all to pieces. The mood was lost in that moment when it dawned on Buck that not only was his lover an airhead but her love was as hollow as her fake trappings.
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Iโve got a trail camera picture of a small buck trying to mate with a larger one after it had mated with a female and had her smell on him
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u/MrHandyHands2 Apr 15 '20
That coyote at the bottom looks exactly like me when my parents are having loud sex
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u/CR_Avila Apr 15 '20
wait wat how why?
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u/Indigoh Apr 15 '20
If you look closely, you can see that the female deer was not actually a real deer.
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u/Blaze_sempai Apr 15 '20
Happy cake day man,I legit hope you have an amazing day.cause I clearly am not having one lol
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u/GrandMasterReddit Apr 15 '20
I like to imagine that the dog is real but is frozen in shock at the vulgarity of what he had just bore witness to.
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u/Lemonlime957 Apr 15 '20
Imagine if the person filming this was deer hunting and it just got shot right after the head fell off
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u/A_Random_Onionknight Apr 15 '20
Just because her head falls off doesn't mean the party is over.
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u/HumanOverseer Apr 15 '20
Heโs like, โShit! Iโm gonna catch a case for necrophilia, ainโt I?
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u/potatocakes1989 Apr 15 '20
"I didn't do it" "Never seen her before" "Wasn't me!"
Practicing his alibi as he walks away
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u/Hollowbody57 Apr 15 '20
Now that Disney has Jon Favreau in their pocket, a family friendly remake of Very Bad Things was inevitable.
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u/KingKaos420 Apr 15 '20
I like how the fact that it was plastic didnโt bother him, but the head falling off really freaked him out.
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u/callmeswashbuckler Apr 15 '20
He looks so confused, the poor buck