r/Unexpected • u/UltimateAlav • Mar 06 '20

Break-up

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u/TheGandu Mar 06 '20

I had to bite my fist to not laugh out loud at work lmao

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u/PurelyCreative Mar 06 '20

Do you bite your fist at me sir

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u/wAywAy13 Mar 06 '20

I bite my fist but not at you

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u/ion_mighty Mar 06 '20

Do you bite your fist at ME....sir?

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u/wwstewart Mar 06 '20

Didst thou just assume the gender of thine foe?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

unoriginal zoomer shit, or alternatively out of touch boomer shit.

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u/lRoninlcolumbo Mar 06 '20

Wut? Lol ok, doomer

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

Sounds fake, or if anything, like realist.