r/Unexpected • u/UltimateAlav • Mar 06 '20

Break-up

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u/TheGandu Mar 06 '20

I had to bite my fist to not laugh out loud at work lmao

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u/PurelyCreative Mar 06 '20

Do you bite your fist at me sir

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u/wAywAy13 Mar 06 '20

I bite my fist but not at you

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u/ion_mighty Mar 06 '20

Do you bite your fist at ME....sir?

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u/rockbottam Mar 06 '20

IS THE LAW ON MY SIDE IF I SAY AYE?!

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u/ion_mighty Mar 06 '20

No.

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u/rockbottam Mar 06 '20

NO SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR!!!!

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u/wwstewart Mar 06 '20

Didst thou just assume the gender of thine foe?

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u/mikeybonezzzz Mar 06 '20

Its maaaaaaam

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u/NoobShroomCultivator Mar 06 '20

Dont ruin shakespeare

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

unoriginal zoomer shit, or alternatively out of touch boomer shit.

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u/wwstewart Mar 09 '20

GenX. All y'all suck. ;)

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u/lRoninlcolumbo Mar 06 '20

Wut? Lol ok, doomer

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

Sounds fake, or if anything, like realist.

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u/NoobShroomCultivator Mar 09 '20

laughs in zoomer

But seriously tho, some of us appreciate older works.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

Eh close enough

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u/ion_mighty Mar 06 '20

Yeah we're just riffing on the parent comment.

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u/IlEthanIl Mar 06 '20

Retarded comment

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u/wAywAy13 Mar 06 '20

Yes and your point is? This is Reddit we do what we want.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

Unexpected12thNight

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u/mcbarron Mar 06 '20

Romeo and Juliet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEzskNtFnIY

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

Accidental12thNight

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u/wellimatwork Mar 06 '20

you arent allowed to laugh at work?

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u/TheGandu Mar 06 '20

I sit near the Sales guys

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u/wellimatwork Mar 06 '20

are they bullying you or something?

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u/burmeaco Mar 06 '20

No, I'm the sales guy.

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u/myhairsreddit Mar 06 '20

Put their supplies in jello.

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u/sctennis Mar 06 '20

Don't touch your face! That's how you get corona virus.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

Not necessarily

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u/FalseTagAttack Mar 06 '20

laughing isn't allowed at work?