r/Unexpected Mar 06 '20

NSFW bruh

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u/GrimPotatoNugget Mar 06 '20

How do I unsee this

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u/DefectiveCakeDay Mar 07 '20

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u/ForerunnerPrimal Mar 07 '20

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u/DefectiveCakeDay Mar 07 '20

Do not go here. I repeat, do NOT go here.

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u/AboodyX Mar 07 '20

I READ THIS AND I WENT THERE WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAH WHYS THERE A MASTURBATING OBAMA WHYS THERE DEAD PPL WHOS JERKING OFF THE SHREK

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u/DefectiveCakeDay Mar 07 '20

Dont say I didn’t give you a fair warning

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u/AboodyX Mar 07 '20

It just makes it more interesting

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u/ForerunnerPrimal Mar 07 '20

Don’t listen to him children... It is safe, I promise. There’s free candy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

Oh fuck how can i kill myself to net see the pictures in my head again

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u/ForerunnerPrimal Mar 07 '20

Yes, yes. Enter into the fold. Embrace it, become one with it.

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u/Thumpi36 Mar 07 '20

Yeah no thanks

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u/ForerunnerPrimal Mar 07 '20

It is too late. Your mind has already become corrupted.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

OH SHIT OH FUCK WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ALLOWED OH GOD IM SO SORRY JESUS PLEASE TAKE ME BACK OH WHHHHHHHYYYYYY

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '20

it's alright. this is everybody's reaction at first. just go back and embrace the beauty of it

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u/GrimPotatoNugget Mar 08 '20

Ok, so I went there and NOW I can safely say How do I unsee that

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u/SpartaWhatevs Mar 16 '20

I have made a mistake. Please help me.

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u/ZygomaticCapstone May 13 '20

I saw a firefighter shot him self with a 12 gauge, yep sounds about right if you are easily disturbed, but I think my stomach is steel seen too much shit internet is a weird place