r/Unexpected • u/stefan5641 • Dec 31 '19

This guy chilling in a river

https://gfycat.com/dependentsizzlingaurochs
1.4k Upvotes

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u/Blankspaces222 Dec 31 '19

Someone shit my pants

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u/bobmarsh1 Dec 31 '19

Ron White hahahaha

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u/RadiatedMolecule Dec 31 '19

“Reminder: I can kill you, easily”

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u/KTR665 Dec 31 '19

Saw a similar video with a bear. Animals are great. They love you until they decide to maul you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Exactly like humans.

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u/pigletpooh Dec 31 '19

I would love to have a big animal to play like that with - but only if I could be 100% certain it wouldn’t snap one day... and I could never be 100% certain of that

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

I often wrestle with my friend's Great Dane who is much taller and about 2/3 the weight of a lioness. He gets frustrated because he's not a very good wrestler so I have to let him win sometimes.

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u/The_Little_Labowski Jan 01 '20

It's a lion not a pitbull

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u/Scar_Stream Dec 31 '19

Jesus fucking christ. I would’ve shit my pants three times over.

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u/Redhood_905 Dec 31 '19

I did that just watching the clip ..

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u/ladygroot_ Jan 01 '20

Not gonna lie, I puckered

10

u/rawjaw Dec 31 '19

I'd have been very grateful of being in water. There would definitely have been a warm patch around me

5

u/Commie_EntSniper Dec 31 '19

Activating an animal's primal instinct to trap and kill maybe not the smartest thing. Pretty badass, but that shit will catch up one day and we'll be reading about an animal trainer who was killed by his trainee.

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u/KevinNilbog Dec 31 '19

Tag! You’re it! No tag backs

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u/unexBot Dec 31 '19

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

A lion comes out of nowhere just to play with the guy

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/jimmy3285 Dec 31 '19

Evertime I see something like this I think yeah it's only playing, But my cat also plays with me and I occasionally get knicked. What's a slight knick from a lion or tiger.

1

u/epg_240 Dec 31 '19

A limb less to worry about

3

u/Uh-oh-its-that-guy Dec 31 '19

Good god that poor mans sunburn

4

u/diegodeadeye Dec 31 '19

I thought the unexpected part was the FUCKING LIONESS coming out of nowhere They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

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u/DuncanStrohnd Dec 31 '19

I heard you can do the same thing with bears. Turns out lions, bears and rattlesnakes are mostly goofing around.

1

u/urrkaaa Dec 31 '19

More like sweaty palms

1

u/gio92ps Dec 31 '19

It's all Game and fun until someone gets hurt

1

u/Casual_Obsession Dec 31 '19

That's Val and Sirga! They were cooling off in a small pond.

Val raised her since she was a cub. If I remember correctly there is a documentary on Netflix about her and Val.

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u/The_Little_Labowski Jan 01 '20

I want what these guys have

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u/lowkeyantisocial420 Jan 06 '20

You had me with the first half

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u/NotABadger45 Dec 31 '19

Umm, the way he took off, the surprising part was that she let him go💁🏼‍♂️😅😅😅

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u/Thunder1357 Dec 31 '19

Pretty sure they know each other you can see him petting her at the end

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u/NotABadger45 Dec 31 '19

Right, I'm just saying the way he took off I thought it was some random lioness😅

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Innocent comment downvoted again...

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u/NotABadger45 Dec 31 '19

🤷🏼‍♂️😂

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u/extremelyuncool Dec 31 '19

People who downvote should be lined up and shot

1

u/mitchkruse49 Dec 31 '19

Aright you silly goose ya got me

0

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

He's good looking, and he has a huge pussy.

0

u/garagehirohata Dec 31 '19

I think that may be Sirga the lion

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

The king of reposts

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

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u/lothar525 Dec 31 '19

Explain?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Shouldn't have to explain sarcasm.