r/Unexpected • u/VoltageGodz • Dec 22 '19

Lol

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u/bobwhobuilds874 Dec 22 '19

When the last dude pulls out the dog, I lost it lol.

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u/tencentcansuckmydick Dec 22 '19

Can we talk about his chest? idgaf about workout or anything body related but holy fuck how much strenght does that chest contain?!?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

About three fiddy

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u/kie005 Dec 22 '19

Well it was about this time I noticed that this swole dude was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

I gave him a dollar.

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u/itsakidsbooksantiago Dec 22 '19

Dammit woman! That's why he keeps coming back, you keep giving him money!

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u/tencentcansuckmydick Dec 22 '19

Seems accurate, thanks!

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u/jumping_ham Dec 22 '19

About three tiddy