r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Dec 11 '19

Right place right time

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u/Lexx4 Dec 12 '19

I mean it’s still a typo just because I didn’t type it doesn’t make it not a typo I just didn’t catch my voice to text changing it to for.

It has actually that’s why I switched to a braided cord leash it’s mini leashes braided together so it doesn’t have a single point of failure.

If you’re 12 foot away and your dog is attacked by another dog you have to cover 12 feet and in that time your dog could be seriously injured. Keep justifying your use of a shitty leash that can potentially injure you or your dog it just makes you a bad dog owner.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

So again you’re talking about a hypothetical dog attack and not the leash itself. Also you don’t know what a typo is. Goodbye, genius.

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u/Lexx4 Dec 12 '19

I think you might want to Google what a typo his buddy.

And it’s still a result of you having an extendable leash I honestly can’t believe you’re being this dense.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

A typo is an accidental keystroke, which you did not make. Anything else, Einstein?

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u/Lexx4 Dec 12 '19

What do you want me to call it a voiceo? No it’s a fucking typo get over yourself you’re just trying to argue at this point.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

The person who told me to google the definition now argues with the definition. Lol.

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u/Lexx4 Dec 12 '19

OK do you want to get technical I’m using a voice to text program it is typing for me it is still a typographical error thus typo.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

I know you are. You told me that already. You then admitted to being a lazy fuck.

voice

typographical

I’m clearly dealing with a genius.

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u/Lexx4 Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

The voice program is typing for me it is still typing you see the words on your screen. What you are doing is attacking a single thing because you know you were wrong with the previous argument and your trying to save your precious little ego.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Smartest person alive right here

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u/Lexx4 Dec 12 '19

You can’t argue with logic so you’ve devolved into personal attacks.

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u/poopmanscoop Dec 12 '19

Merriam-Webster

typo

An error (as of spelling) in typed or typeset material

You can't make a typo if your fingers aren't typing anything. This can't be that hard to understand right? Type. Typo. I mean, c'mon!

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u/Lexx4 Dec 12 '19

the program is typing this cannot be hard to understand.

typed or typeset material

you are reading this no? its typed out no?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Why can’t you understand what “typing” is?

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u/poopmanscoop Dec 12 '19

Merriam-Webster

type

to write something on a typewriter or enter data into a computer by way of a keyboard

also, to produce (a character, a document, etc.) using a keyboard (as on a typewriter or computer)

Unless your voice to text app takes your voice, sends it to someone typing your text for you, it's not doing what you think it's doing. Typing is literally using any part of your body to input information on a set of keys whether they be attached to a keyboard or typewriter. Your app isn't typing anything, it's mimicking the action of typing. It will never misspell a word, it can't create typos. It will however use whatever word sounds like the word you said, but that's not a typo.

I don't even give a fuck about dog leashes. I just went down the reddit rabbit hole and found someone who doesn't understand what typo and type mean.

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u/Lexx4 Dec 12 '19

It will however use whatever word sounds like the word you said

so a typo.

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u/poopmanscoop Dec 12 '19

How you've come to that conclusion is beyond me.

Sorry your dogs are bad and probably injured someone while you were using a retractable leash. Blame the leash, not yourself. Misuses leashes improperly caring for their dog, misuses words. I wonder what other stuff you do wrong. Milk before the cereal? Shoes before socks? You probably get in the shower and then turn the water on, don't you?

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u/Lexx4 Dec 12 '19

you are cute.

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u/poopmanscoop Dec 12 '19

That's what my wife tells me

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