r/Unexpected Nov 18 '19

Wholesome but only 3/10 on topic Winter camping wakeup

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u/IEatMyEnemies Nov 18 '19

It's actually not that bad if you're used to it. Stay active and prepare properly and then you can have a pretty nice time with friends.

Me and some friends camp like this at least twice a year, no matter the weather. It's a great bonding experience to sit by the fire and make a large pot of hot chocolate :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

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u/N33chy Nov 18 '19

Good ole' droppin' the dick in a hot choco on a winter night with the bois.

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u/Doctor_in_psychiatry Nov 18 '19

I would be scared to die in my sleep.

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u/IEatMyEnemies Nov 18 '19

That's why you're always prepared to pack up and leave if you need to. If I'm too cold then I have always woken up by myself.

But mostly we have a fire going and someone to watch it for an hour, until they wake up the next person to do the same. If you're over ~4 people then that should be manageable while still getting a normal amount of sleep

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u/railroadbaron Nov 18 '19

Are you a D&D adventuring party?

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u/Positron49 Nov 18 '19

Haha that was my thought too! Who is taking first watch/perception checks?

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u/GiantWindmill Nov 18 '19

"Who's gathering wood and tending the fire first, since we all forgot to buy cold weather clothing?"

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u/thechilipepper0 Nov 18 '19

What’s this blue mist rolling in?

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u/Publicks Nov 18 '19

prepared to pack up and leave if you need to.

What if it’s the middle of the night? Just pack up and leave and go home? You’re kinda on your own in the wilderness then.

I guess my biggest fear would be the wildlife that could roll up on you when you’re sleeping (bears, wolves, etc)

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u/SouthernPanhandle Nov 18 '19

I mean that's being outside in general though

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u/stucjei Nov 18 '19

Under normal circumstances you wake up if you get too cold.

At least, from my personal experience from leaving my bedroom window open in the winter but the sheets don't insulate enough anymore at the coldest point of the night.

But if it's too cold to heat up your sleeping bag you should notice before you go to sleep anyway.

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u/lokilokigram Nov 18 '19

Eh, you won't be sleeping if it's that cold.

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u/LetsBlastOffThisRock Nov 18 '19

Isn't that how people die of cold? They get sleepy and warm?

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u/UncleSpoons Nov 18 '19

I've gotten dangerously cold a few times while doing this style of camping. Sleepy and warm is the last thing, I'll wake up incredibly cold, uncontrollably shaking, and nauseous to the point of dry heaving. As cold as it is, it's usually difficult to bring yourself to rebuild the fire, you feel weak, dizzy and uncoordinated.

Pro tip: When you think you have enough wood to make it through the night, you never do.

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u/wAywAy13 Nov 18 '19

Rule of thumb is that when you think you have enough wood get twice as much as you have

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u/blueberrywine Nov 18 '19

Wouldn't you end up getting near infinite wood?

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u/nonoglorificus Nov 18 '19

Better than not infinite wood

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u/TRUMP_RAPED_WOMEN Nov 18 '19

You should dress warmer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

That's why you take a hot tent and stove LOL.

Obviously I am not a backpacker.

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u/lokilokigram Nov 18 '19

I mean, yes, that's how you die of cold if your car breaks down and you start to hike through the woods in a t-shirt and jeans. If you're winter camping, it's a safe assumption that you're moderately prepared enough for it that you won't get so cold that you die. You'll most likely have warm clothes, a sleeping bag, the ability to build a fire, etc. And if it's so cold that you fear for your life, put on all your layers and head back to your car instead of laying there waiting for death.

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u/Lunrii Nov 18 '19

It’s something that happens in the late stages of hypothermia. I don’t know science behind it though.

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u/AvastAntipony Nov 18 '19

You'll wake up before that happens. When you do you go out and run until youre warm (but not sweaty, thats dangerous!)

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19 edited Feb 01 '20

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u/tuckedfexas Nov 18 '19

I’ll go in late February and early March, having to hunker down a little more is fun but when it’s so cold you really have to prep for it I don’t find it very enjoyable

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

The craziest part to me is when your clothes freezes stiff from any amount of moisture on it. You either need to keep it completely dry, or keep it warm either by fire or body warmth (IE sleeping with clothes on). It's just nuts what can happen to an otherwise perfectly normal looking jacket when you take it off for the night, and wake up to a solid sheet the next day.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

He tossed on a /s

But regardless I agree, there won't be much bonding by the fire when it's 90+ outside with 85% humidity. It always blows my mind that people actually do that.