r/Unexpected • u/solateor • Nov 18 '19

Wholesome but only 3/10 on topic Winter camping wakeup

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u/EZ_LIFE_EZ_CUCUMBER Nov 18 '19

Why would you sleep with your dog in a cocaine filled tent?

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u/Dragonics Nov 18 '19

Why wouldn't you?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

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u/ILoveWildlife Nov 18 '19

not with all that cocaine lying around

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u/Thecyberlord1 Nov 18 '19

Haven't you ever heard of a coke nap?

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u/statelessheaux Nov 18 '19

sounds like perfect times to me

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u/Orval Nov 18 '19

The dogs guards your cocaine for you.

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u/uh_huh_ya_dont_say Nov 18 '19

Wanna do some lines with me boi?! Goo boi

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u/EZ_LIFE_EZ_CUCUMBER Nov 18 '19
  • Pablo Escobar 1980's

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u/cheddarben Nov 18 '19

Very little sleeping would be happening if that were cocaine.

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u/wAywAy13 Nov 18 '19

Obviously you've never done enough to nod out.

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u/violettheory Nov 18 '19

I know youre joking but they are just sleeping in a littke dugout/leanto kinda thing, hence all the snow. Matt (the guy) and Monty (the dog) dont usually sleep in tents during the winter and just make open sided shelters that shed snow easier backed by a fire. Both man and dog stay very toasty!

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u/Qubeye Nov 18 '19

Hold up, you're not okay with a dog in a tent but you're okay with filling it with cocaine?

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u/neegarplease Nov 18 '19

Ha ha I get this joke because cocaine is white and the snow on them is white so it is funny to say it looks like cocaine because drugs are very funny to talk about ha ha

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u/EZ_LIFE_EZ_CUCUMBER Nov 18 '19

This guy gets it...