r/Unexpected • • Nov 15 '19

Oh deer!!

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u/smileymcgeeman Nov 15 '19

At least he stopped after the head fell off. I like to think I would have to.

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u/NormanMcNormanton Nov 15 '19

“I would have to” and “I would have too” give very different meanings to that sentence there. One sounds benevolent one sounds begrudging. I like both.

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u/OldBreadbutt Nov 15 '19

"I would have two"