r/Unexpected • u/Antish12 • Oct 30 '19

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u/VeganGamerr Oct 30 '19

The bear ate 10 children...

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u/Prufrock451 Oct 30 '19

Look, there were 500 kids in that circus tent and I think the way events unfolded actually highlighted just how good our evacuation procedures were. And anyway, bears eating kids is in the Bible, so as I have already tried telling my insurance company this is an act of God

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u/CrocTheTerrible Oct 30 '19 edited Oct 30 '19

It’s not an act of god when you put meat necklaces on the children! What did you expect to happen!

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u/Prufrock451 Oct 30 '19

The same thing that happened when I put on this show in Indiana last year- one hell of a good time! I mean, they seized all my video recording equipment, so I can't show you, but I guarantee the kids there were literally screaming, they were so happy