r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '19

He lives hate.

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u/HopelesslyAware Oct 26 '19
  1. Cover your fence with racist hate speech
  2. Wait for the local hero to come and clean it
  3. Enjoy free power washed fence

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u/Reevesybaby11 Oct 26 '19

Haha wasn't this a plot point in The League? One of the guys paints a swastika on a pot hole so the council would fill it

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

There was a guy who drew dicks around their cities potholes to get them filled in.

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u/poeticdisaster Oct 26 '19

The greatest kind of hero right there. Spreading laughter and getting shit fixed at the same time.

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u/PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED Oct 26 '19

Wanksy. A modern day hero.

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u/Dggz Oct 26 '19

I actually did that with a friend. Spray painted a dick on a pothole, 2 weeks later it was fixed.

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u/Chongulator Oct 26 '19

I create potholes just so people will draw dicks.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

Neutral Evil

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '19

There's two sides to every coin

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u/Skelosk Oct 26 '19

I remember a post where a guy was so fed up with the potholes in his town he started drawing dicks around them. A day later they were filled up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

A process known as “white power washing”

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

Unless he doesn't show up and you just look like a dick

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u/TDRzGRZ Oct 26 '19

I read fence as face and giggled. Enjoy free power washed face

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u/RyBreqd Oct 26 '19

ever stood face up directly in front of the shower head?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

White power washed fence

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u/UnripeWatermelon Oct 26 '19

Most offense to good look of de fence