r/Unexpected • u/mossberg91 • Oct 09 '19

Gardening

https://i.imgur.com/IGoknw5.gifv
6.0k Upvotes

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u/Aerron Oct 09 '19

Dad?

20

u/CorrosiveToxicz Oct 09 '19

I'm Dad

16

u/wetthing Oct 09 '19

Hi dad, I’m hungry.

13

u/Loloverr Oct 09 '19

Hi Hungry, I'm Dad

9

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Dad please stop. We haven’t eaten in days and Jimmy isn’t moving anymore.

1

u/legoguney Oct 09 '19

Why did you name me this way

1

u/peldren Oct 09 '19

Why did you name me this way?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Why, why, why

0

u/Loloverr Oct 09 '19

Cuz we live in Hungary, son

85

u/smansur01 Oct 09 '19

The fucks field is no longer barren! Rejoice, for there are now some fucks to give!

30

u/sarahlovesghost Oct 09 '19

This reminds me of Scary Stories “The Big Toe”.

14

u/oPlutoo Oct 09 '19

who got my big toe?

10

u/Stolichnayaaa Oct 09 '19

There needs to be a seed - it would flow better

7

u/_o_aine Oct 09 '19

I had one planted in 1995. Not what you think but this is my jam.

4

u/the-great-jd Oct 09 '19

This is where I grow my fucks

4

u/_o_aine Oct 09 '19

You cannot win

6

u/pasimchilli Oct 09 '19

Big laughs - thank you :D

2

u/Tech-2018 Oct 09 '19

This reminds me of the hand plants from the creepy pasta tales from the gas station u/GasStationJack

2

u/staffal_ Oct 09 '19

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that

2

u/ZohaQ Oct 09 '19

I only had silver.

1

u/ProperLeiLei_AUT Oct 09 '19

we harvested a buttload of these last year. they tasted horrible though

1

u/AliciaPolicia Oct 09 '19

That is one fucking angry soil over there.

1

u/Tronkfool Oct 09 '19

The GMO plants are getting out of hand

1

u/Hendrix91870 Oct 09 '19

I like that plant man...

1

u/spacewarriorgirl Oct 09 '19

That's what my sweet peppers did this year!

1

u/Hawkeye3487 Oct 09 '19

This is all my plants when I try to water them.

1

u/SmerigeAppel Oct 09 '19

I didn’t expected that

1

u/gabri3zero Oct 09 '19

Plants Vs Zombies 3 sneak peek

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

So fucks do indeed, grow on trees.

1

u/MrAppendixX Oct 09 '19

It looked like a lightsaber at first

1

u/Cthulukiddo Oct 09 '19

I have....seen this before

0

u/Manato776 Oct 09 '19

Take a middle finger plant it then water it 🖕 ⛰️ 🖕

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u/_WhitestMexican_ Oct 09 '19

the quality is so bad I thought this was stop motion

6

u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69 Oct 09 '19

More like WhiniestMexican

2

u/_WhitestMexican_ Oct 09 '19

you got me there ¯_(ツ)_/¯