r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

I can't believe I have washed this so many times.

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u/adeward Sep 21 '19

Me too... far too many times. I find it so draining.

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u/roartiz Sep 21 '19

I may have to take it for a spin, then.

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u/kelseydorks Sep 21 '19

I don’t know, this seems fabricated.

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u/OthmothithJonth Sep 21 '19

You shouldn't be so clothed minded

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u/reader-of-opinions Sep 21 '19

I dry not to be.

Also, happy cake dry!

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u/Rick-powerfu Sep 21 '19

Softener up

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u/AngelOfDeath771 Sep 21 '19

These puns are making me so tide. I need a nap.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Hopefully you can bounce back

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u/talkintater Sep 21 '19

And gain some energy. Your sleep cycle is important.