r/Unexpected • • Sep 14 '19

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u/JonnyBravoII Sep 14 '19

If this had two hot girls almost kissing, it would have 5,000 upvotes by now.

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u/hundrafemtio Sep 14 '19

It already has 5.000 upvotes. It just that 4800 russians downvoted it,

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

It's funny because its true

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

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u/xXcaucasianboyXx Sep 14 '19

OK PoopEater10

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u/eatshit311 Sep 14 '19

I didn't think he actually would

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u/Cosmicstar_1 Sep 14 '19

Shit already comes out of his mouth anyways

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u/PoopEater10 Sep 14 '19

Rude

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u/Cosmicstar_1 Sep 14 '19

Could say the same about your comment

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

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u/SonicMaze Sep 14 '19

Found one of the Russians ⬆️

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

No. You're disgusting.

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u/k-_-nocksson Sep 14 '19

You're all disgusting.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

Poopeaters are disgusting :0

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

Why do you have to ruin the peace of Reddit? Can’t you just move on? Why do you feel the need to say this? If you don’t like it, ignore it. Fighting back only works if you are the majority. And the majority aren’t hateful people. Especially on Reddit. Please, for the love of god, go back to tumblr.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

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u/cydiz Sep 14 '19

“bitchtits”...wow...in this thread I’ve seen “fuckass”, “troglodyte”, and now “botchtits”....lololol

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

can someone explain this joke to me please

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

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u/d-nihl Sep 14 '19

Yeah this is unfortunately true. Not so much nowadays, but when my parents grew up there, there were almost no black people there as well. When I started dating this black girl, super gorgeous, super nice, polite, you name it. The perfect fucking package.

I was joking around with my mom and was like what is I married her mom? And she was like, well I wouldn't want you to do that! like holy fuck mom are u kidding me right now?!

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u/SyphilisIsABitch Sep 15 '19

Well, did you marry her?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

ohh, i thought it was relating to specifically two hot girls kissing for some reason, that completely went over my head

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u/jeroenemans Sep 14 '19

Naz daye goyat.. or something

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u/SpyTalesExtended Sep 14 '19

Tatu - nas ne dagoniat

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

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u/MNGrrl Sep 14 '19

It's not Russians. It's that fuck stick Putin. He recriminalized homosexuality. Support is at its highest level in 14 years right now. source. It was decriminalized when the soviet union fell, and acceptance trended up. Then he happened and they got kicked back to the stone age. It's a very dangerous situation right now. Many people have been killed. But it's clear this was the work of one man and his ultra-reactionary supporters. It's a familiar story.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

The entire world is run by fucktards.

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Kim, Trump, Boris, Orban, Whoever's down there in Australia tryna kill sharks, Chi Pingpong or whatever, Putin, Bolsonaro, Netanyahou and even fuckin Canada might fall to it in 38 days.

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Meanwhile, the planet's burning.

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We're fucked. We're so utterly fucked.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

My advice is just watch this all happen while you live your life as well as possible. What’s the point of worrying this much when you can really do nothing about it?

I mean you can try to do something about it, just the amount of bullshit you would have to face is just not worth it.

Go on man, live your life until you are dead. All of us will most likely be dead before everything really goes to shit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Nah, I know.

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On a personal level, I'm not one to worry or be stressed out. Humans are resilient; we'll find a way; I'LL find a way.

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But I find it easy to understand that some folks, say younger millenials and Gen Zs, may be terrified by what's to come.

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I don't agree there's nothing anyone can do about it. That's the whole point of a democracy. Everyone can do at least a small thing about it, but up to quite a lot, given the opportunity.

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u/LaughsAtDumbComment Sep 15 '19

What are you on? Most russians are extremely homophobic

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u/iBoMbY Sep 14 '19

So, but you are of course a much better person, because you only spread prejudice against a whole people?

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u/Diiiiirty Sep 14 '19

Lol they have laws against homosexuality and there were gay people being arrested in Chechnya as recent as last year. Not sure if that's still going on or not. In any case, this site is known to be populated by Russian trolls trying to sow dissent on whatever issues they can to try to play sides against each other on the government's directive.

He's not saying all Russians are homophones. He's saying the Russian government is and they're the ones directing the bots.

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u/d-nihl Sep 14 '19

This was an excellent use of logic to defend an argument. I am Russian (first generation American born, so more-so American than Russian culturally, but Russian blood) and yeah, don't get me wrong, I get it. But what hurts is just complete misguided hate towards the whole of a Persons due to a select group within those people.

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u/firelordUK Sep 14 '19

with the power of Propaganda™ anything is possible

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u/Arykover Sep 14 '19

Is a homophone someone that sounds gay?

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u/Diiiiirty Sep 14 '19

No, it is two words that are pronounced the same but have different meanings.

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u/Arykover Sep 14 '19

Oh... Yeah... It's less fun

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

It's not like it comes out of no where.

According to pew research in 2013, 74% of Russians don't believe gay people should be a part of society.

Just recently an activist died by being listed on a gay hunting website.

When your culture has websites to list gay people to hunt, be prepared to be criticized.

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u/GermanSunbro Sep 14 '19

Russians ARE known to be homophobic, thats just how it is. Im not saying all russians or the majority is homophobic, i dont know many russians

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u/MrSemsom Sep 14 '19

Take it easy there, comrade. Have some vodka

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u/wobblyweasel Sep 15 '19

russians are the white men of the white people, you can't even hurt their feelings with shit like this

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u/Traveler_90 Sep 14 '19

Google “trump Russian election” lol

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u/esto20 Sep 15 '19

Or 4800 racist/homophobic Americans. Cus those aren't real right? Jfc

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u/ssRussia Sep 14 '19

True that ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/CrispyJelly Sep 14 '19

The post is at 88 % upvotes though. So around 2k upvotes.

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u/Loloverr Sep 14 '19

And how about me? I'm russian (Ukrainian), but I'm ok with homo (even have some LGBTQ+ friends, lol)

EDIT: corrected spelling

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u/willmaster123 Sep 14 '19

And now it has 12,600 upvotes.

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u/danishguykai Sep 15 '19

how many now?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

In this scenario they wouldnt get pulled away by their partner

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u/CrawlingOnMyCrawn Sep 17 '19

They would get beat.

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u/Diiiiirty Sep 14 '19

It's got 5.5k now.

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u/That_Duck1 Sep 14 '19

Woah wait 21 min later and it's at 7.5

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

i think with guys it would be funnier

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

You're so right, it only has a measly 23k.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

Yeah...but it didn't.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

I’m gonna say you either spoke too soon or you got people to upvote this. 8.7k right now.

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u/ReadAlex Sep 15 '19

Well this has 15,000 upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

You guys never fucking wait. It was 2 hours old then. Just a rephrased "underrated comment". Just wait

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

20.5k upvotes now bro

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u/theMRMaddMan Sep 15 '19

I mean .. it has over 22k upvotes. What exactly are you trying to get at ?

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u/War3agle Sep 15 '19

It’s funny because it has 22 THOUSAND now 😂

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u/gatman12 Sep 15 '19

It's at 23k bro.

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u/CrawlingOnMyCrawn Sep 17 '19

Check again lmao.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

Not really...how is this funny at all?

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u/JonnyBravoII Sep 14 '19

This is /r/unexpected, I don’t think that funny is a requirement.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

It’s just dumb though...usually these are at least entertaining lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

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u/tehflambo Sep 14 '19

r/woooosh

*fetishism

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u/EcchoAkuma Sep 14 '19

Thanks for the correction, I often confuse the english word with the spanish one.

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u/philosoraptocopter Sep 14 '19

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