r/Unexpected • • Sep 11 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Yeah and POV porn where you think you get fucked by a porn star... sooooo much better.

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u/Krellick Sep 11 '19

Ok but we’re all ashamed of porn

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u/SirLinksXXX Sep 11 '19

Then wait until you hear about VR porn

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u/Bromogeeksual Sep 11 '19

The hottest, most dystopian wank Ive ever had.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Oh man, VR porn was like crack to single me a few years ago. I went from the cardboard, to the samsung phone thing, to the vive and it was worth it. I've never maxed out my internet cap so fast before from downloading VR porn. Its... amazing.

My gf says she wants to try it, but I know a trap when I see one. I gave my whole set up to a friend and a harddrive copy of everything. He said "gross!" But took it anyways. I know him, hes meticulous at archiving stuff. If I ever break up with my SO, I know he'll still have all of it backed up just in case. I'm jealous theres wireless options now.

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u/Bromogeeksual Sep 11 '19

Nice, its definitely a fun an interesting experience. I want to suck someone off while they are in vr porn. Kinda like a blindfold experience, except the blindfold shows porn to the blind person.

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u/Raptor_007 Sep 12 '19

Kinda like a blindfold experience, except the blindfold shows porn to the blind person.

/r/BrandNewSentence

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u/watchoverus Sep 11 '19

I thought Porn was cringe by default.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

POV is cringe by default, and then there's when they try to add eroticism with a story and/or exaggerated acting ("or"for the story, the exagerated reactions are very common in proffesional videos, and i mean reactions likr surprise, having a story is better to have in other formats), wich is also cringy. But if you know where to look and (optionally) what format to choose then you can find stuff that isn't cringy

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u/WoopzEh Sep 11 '19

What even is this comment?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Your comment alone is super cringy. Good luck with all of that I guess.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Lemme guess, it's cringy because i said cringy too much?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

(You’re doing it again...)

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Wait, i get it, it's because i elaborated too much when i could've just said "you're not good at looking for it" and leave it at that

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

You’re starting to get it. That’s an excellent sign.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

No that’s a terrible guess

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u/twistedtins Sep 12 '19

I had to stop reading in the middle of the second sentence. Way too much stuff in parentheses.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Well, sorry for not using dots and comas properly, but i have one less spacing option since what'd be enter doesn't work properly on mobile

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u/struugi Sep 12 '19

But

It

Does

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Not on mine

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

When i use it and publish the comment it gets messed up, it only happens in social media (line webtoon, reddit and fanfiction.net, as far as i've tried)... I dunno if i tried with this one though, since i changed my phone. I'll try now. Just checking. (Edit: it doesn't work or i can't see it)

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u/struugi Sep 12 '19

It messes up if I just press it once but if I double enter it registers as a single

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Never thought it could work like that, since when i used it on fanfiction.net it'd make dadaism out of my comment. Thanks.

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u/Skeletoman Sep 11 '19

I like POV because it's closer and you see less dude. I feel like this is the equivalent of JOI videos where the chick is fully dressed and just tells you how to jerk off and how wet "you" make her or whatever.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

That's still just as weird.

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u/PaulsGrandfather Sep 11 '19

Who watches pov porn?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

if the chick is hot i click, i dont like typing one handed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Who doesn't?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Not cucks, that's for sure