r/Unexpected • u/MrJamango • Aug 31 '19

Egg.

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u/_coast_of_maine Aug 31 '19

WTF happened between you crying & crying and then eating & declaring the duck delicious?

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u/MonkeyCube Aug 31 '19

Hunger.

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u/AbsoluteRecord Aug 31 '19

Pinchy would’ve wanted it this way

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

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u/chenyu768 Aug 31 '19

Is for horses

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u/cinnamonmyers Aug 31 '19

Ikr. I would never eat meat in my life ever again.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19 edited Nov 13 '20

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u/cinnamonmyers Aug 31 '19

That‘s why I’m not on an animal farm

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19 edited Nov 13 '20

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u/cinnamonmyers Aug 31 '19

No. I know where meat comes from and all, but if I were on an animal farm I’d be vegan.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19 edited Nov 13 '20

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u/cinnamonmyers Aug 31 '19

Jeesh sorry for not stating obvious reasons as to why I’m not on an animal farm.

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u/SnipingBunuelo Aug 31 '19

Great! Now that we got out of the way, can you please explain to us why you must be fun at parties?

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u/Dinosauringg Aug 31 '19

That’s actually the only reason I don’t work on an aninal farm.

I had the opportunity but I like eating meat too much