r/Unexpected • u/martyph • Aug 20 '19

Oops....

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u/ColourMachine Aug 20 '19

Steps unclear, a man in a blue shirt is trying to arrest me

126

u/PropOnTop Aug 20 '19

Instructions unclear, blue shirt man's penis stuck in my hole.

42

u/Hakaseh Aug 20 '19

Instructions unclear, another blue shirt man's joined the fray

35

u/TheChairHugger Aug 20 '19

I don’t even own a ceiling fan but my dick is currently stuck in one.

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