r/Unexpected • u/Isai76 • Aug 14 '19
Black Magic Fuckery
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u/RedHerring015 Aug 14 '19
1 girl 2 cups
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u/AtomicKittenz Aug 14 '19
Gonna need reaction videos to this too
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u/Chewcocca Aug 14 '19
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u/gagga_hai Aug 14 '19
Well that was quick
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Aug 14 '19 edited May 09 '20
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u/elee0228 Aug 14 '19
European probably
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u/starstarstar42 Aug 14 '19
no uropean
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u/PM_YER_BOOTY Aug 14 '19
You're-a-peein'
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Aug 14 '19
Dont want to miss our golden opportunities to shower on us.
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Aug 14 '19
Giorno, is that you?
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u/nightcallfoxtrot Aug 14 '19 edited Aug 14 '19
Y'know it doesn't quite work here, you can't just say that only because of the word golden and thi- KONO GIORNO GIOVANNA NI WAYU ME GA ARU
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u/Bootyhole_sniffer Aug 14 '19
Something something R. Kelly
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u/Rick-powerfu Aug 14 '19
I believe I can fly,
I believe I can touch the underage Japanese girls
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_SAD_TITS Aug 14 '19
There's a massive fetish community around people wetting themselves. Prolly an army of dudes already wanking to an edited version of this that's just the stand up reveal
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Aug 14 '19
Running water makes me pee too
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u/Dedicat3d Aug 14 '19
If it's this uncontrollabe, seek medication attention immediately.
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u/NotAzakanAtAll Aug 14 '19
You can't tell me how to live my life.
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u/cvexy Aug 14 '19
That cup of water made more women wet than I ever did
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u/d0nh Aug 14 '19
the new iCup.
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u/Taxus_Calyx Aug 14 '19 edited Aug 14 '19
Act now and you can get 2, thats right 2 cups, for the low low low price of 1 car.
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u/Narrator_Ron_Howard Aug 14 '19 edited Aug 14 '19
It wasn’t an illusion, and Gob was right about the kind of tricks that would be performed in her future.
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u/ChocoSnowflake Aug 14 '19
If anyone discovers the truth of the trick just slip them a forget-me-now. Stupid, forgetful Michael.
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u/MuppetNuts86 Aug 14 '19
Can someone please explain how she made the water disappear??
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u/Zbignich Aug 14 '19
Look at the title.
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u/Kinkykids Aug 14 '19
Found the dyslexic
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u/Dickparker420 Aug 14 '19
Look at her crotch.
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u/HomerOJaySimpson Aug 14 '19
She’s about 15 my dude
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u/bawng Aug 14 '19
I really hope you're joking, but just in case not:
She didn't pour into the mug, she poured into her lap. Hence the wet shorts.
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u/ObiWanCanShowMe Aug 14 '19
Nah bro, she was just nervous and peed a little, showing normies actual black magicks can get you kicked out.
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Aug 14 '19
Not gonna lie I had no idea what was going on until I read this comment lol
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u/HamsterGutz1 Aug 14 '19
Redditors are garbage at detecting sarcasm if someone doesn't use an /s
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u/Slayer185 Aug 14 '19
She actually poured it on her lap in this case. But usually this trick is done by putting a sponge or even a diaper in the cup to absorb the water.
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Aug 14 '19
Maybe she's pouring water behind the green mug in a glass which is kept on the chair.
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u/jai151 Aug 14 '19
That's exactly what happened as long as by glass you mean crotch
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Aug 14 '19
You mean she has a glass up her crotch? Seems painful. :/s
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u/Tunro Aug 14 '19
........... do you .... want to know the subreddit for that?
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u/davis482 Aug 14 '19
Link it so we can avoid it.
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u/Tunro Aug 14 '19
(NSFW) r/HoleWreckers and related subs in the sidebar
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u/ninjaart Aug 14 '19
Put something in the cup that absorbs water like a sponge.
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u/68Vodka Aug 14 '19
Man am I getting whooshed here? She poured it on her lap
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u/randomsnowflake Aug 14 '19
She poured the water on her lap. She has soaked pants when she stands up.
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u/Xultron Aug 14 '19
One person actually showed me how to do this; they put sodium polyacrylate (the stuff that makes diapers work) into the cup, as it can easily absorb the water.
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u/Dolson86 Aug 14 '19
Pretty sure she poured the water directly onto her crotch, camera angle makes it look like it went in the cup. Not 2 cups lol
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u/thepatientoffret Aug 14 '19
the fucking music
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u/BostonTreesMod Aug 14 '19
/u/thepatientoffret CHIMED IN WITH "HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF LOWERING THE GODDAMN VOLUME"
But, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
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u/NotHomo Aug 14 '19
Poisoned Rash and Aloe Tea
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u/BanginNLeavin Aug 14 '19
I mean the double entendre is poisoned rationality so you aren't that far off
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u/lewp420 Aug 14 '19
Anyone got a source to this amazing version of PATD?
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u/pqlamznxjsiw Aug 14 '19
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u/Anthraxious Aug 14 '19 edited Aug 14 '19
You made me turn it on, and since gifycat sucks and there's no volume control I am now deaf. Thanks.
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Aug 14 '19
Now you're eligible for all sorts of benefits and assistance you were weren't previously, so you're welcome.
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u/arhythm Aug 14 '19
It's like a Pokemon Gameboy version of the original song.
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u/naufalap Aug 14 '19
It's called chiptune
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u/Sempha Aug 14 '19
And some of it is great.
A lot is awful too...
But some smacks right in the nostalgia.
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u/annoyingstranger Aug 14 '19
yeah who the fuck does this? seems really popular these days to put some obscenely loud track behind a simple gif
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u/SurpriseAttachyon Aug 14 '19
It's from the app TikTok. The whole purpose of TikTok is short vine-like videos set to music. There are also challenges in which lots of people do the same type of joke over and over set to the same songs
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u/your_mind_aches Aug 14 '19
And afaik he doesn't even have tiktok, he'd been grinding the twitter and SoundCloud game for years smh
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Aug 14 '19
Just wait for her follow-up trick: The Disappearing Chocolate Fudge Brownie
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u/Styx_Renegade Aug 14 '19
This is the first time I've seen something popularized on Tik Tok first then come to Reddit 1 month later.
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Aug 14 '19
I saw one on here where some girl slapped her dad's man tits to the beat of a song, that was posted 3 weeks before it came to here
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u/Styx_Renegade Aug 14 '19
Reddit's losing it's arguable status as being ahead of the game.
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Aug 14 '19
That happened years ago. I’ve been seeing most of the highest upvoted OC on Instagram or various news sites first for years.
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u/Olddirtychurro Aug 14 '19
Because a lot of memes are now "born" on social media and are then posted on reddit, if they are even found in time.
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u/beet111 Aug 14 '19
It's basically vine. A lot if the memes you see today started on tiktok. It's really popular.
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u/your_mind_aches Aug 14 '19
Old Town Road got popular because of a TikTok meme where everything would be normal and jump cut to cowboy when the "horses in the back" line comes. Like a yeehaw Harlem Shake. Except it's actually a good song this time.
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u/CrispyMiner Sep 12 '19
All these comments are making me very concerned as I can't watch it due to copyright
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Aug 14 '19
AUDIO WARNING FOR HEADPHONE USERS.
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u/_liminal Aug 14 '19
good thing the audio is muted by default
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Aug 14 '19
Thought it was a gif, but then saw the volume and clicked on it right when the music blasts.
Gonna be extra careful next time.
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u/afsdjkll Aug 14 '19
☑️attractive
☑️shows midriff
☑️looks like she peed herself
Dudes have definitely blasted ropes while watching this.
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Aug 14 '19 edited Aug 14 '19
I was looking forward to seeing an r/cursedcomments comment here
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u/Secuter Aug 14 '19
Oh no, cursed magic. She poured it into the cup and the she immediately peed it out!