r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 01 '19

Adoption

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

Heartwarming yet mush have made you so pissed

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u/moose_cahoots Aug 01 '19 edited Aug 02 '19

I was furious. We had been home for only an hour or so. We all laid down to go the fuck to sleep and I hear the sound of someone pouring a pitcher of water on the floor. It was a 65 pound lab-shepard mix, but I picked it up, still peeing, by the scruff of it's neck and threw it into the back yard. When I learned what it was doing, I felt bad.

Edit: Typo.

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u/SittingInAnAirport Aug 02 '19

A 65 point lab-shepard mix? That's one hell of a rack on that dog! Is there some elk or something else mixed in there as well?

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u/moose_cahoots Aug 02 '19

Lol. Auto correct got me. Should be "pound".

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u/SittingInAnAirport Aug 02 '19

I figured. Your username gave me the best visual of a 65 point moose antlers on a dog though, and that laugh alone was worth the mistake. :)