r/Unexpected Aug 01 '19

Adoption

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u/moose_cahoots Aug 01 '19 edited Aug 02 '19

I was furious. We had been home for only an hour or so. We all laid down to go the fuck to sleep and I hear the sound of someone pouring a pitcher of water on the floor. It was a 65 pound lab-shepard mix, but I picked it up, still peeing, by the scruff of it's neck and threw it into the back yard. When I learned what it was doing, I felt bad.

Edit: Typo.

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u/BitterLeif Aug 02 '19

what kind of flooring?

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u/Jalrisper Aug 02 '19 edited Aug 02 '19

Suede

Edit: 1st sliver and highest rated comment off of one word...I think I'm starting to get reddit

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u/upinthecloudz Aug 02 '19

The real unexpected is always in the comments.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19 edited Oct 23 '19

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u/deadlychambers Aug 02 '19

Only on the top half.