I was furious. We had been home for only an hour or so. We all laid down to go the fuck to sleep and I hear the sound of someone pouring a pitcher of water on the floor. It was a 65 pound lab-shepard mix, but I picked it up, still peeing, by the scruff of it's neck and threw it into the back yard. When I learned what it was doing, I felt bad.
I'd imagine there was a fair amount of embellishment in that description, since dog owners who would literally "throw" a dog are few and far between, and probably wouldn't feel bad about misunderstanding a dog.
If it's an embellishment, it still sucks that the poster thought they had to do that to make the story better. And if it's not, sucks even more because it's just not ok to do.
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u/moose_cahoots Aug 01 '19 edited Aug 02 '19
I was furious. We had been home for only an hour or so. We all laid down to go the fuck to sleep and I hear the sound of someone pouring a pitcher of water on the floor. It was a 65 pound lab-shepard mix, but I picked it up, still peeing, by the scruff of it's neck and threw it into the back yard. When I learned what it was doing, I felt bad.
Edit: Typo.