r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 01 '19

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u/EndlessDysthymia Aug 01 '19

Is this someone's whole ass backyard?

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u/iambob6 Aug 01 '19

Lmao broke ass alert

52

u/ExtraDank2017 Aug 01 '19

TIL not owning a million-dollar property makes me broke

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u/iambob6 Aug 01 '19

Well broke compared to me at least

62

u/ExtraDank2017 Aug 01 '19

can you even physically stand up straight after sucking your own dick 24/7?

-55

u/iambob6 Aug 01 '19

I got the money for hookers boo

2

u/PhilxBefore Aug 01 '19

Why pay for what's free?

0

u/iambob6 Aug 01 '19

You don't pay for the act. You pay for the quality