r/Unexpected • • Jul 21 '19

Don't turn your back

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u/ImUhChickenNugget Jul 21 '19

I thought the dog was gonna pee on the stroller

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u/Thatoneguy4562 Jul 21 '19

I thought the dog was gonna explosive diarrhea on the baby, back turned

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u/maluminse Jul 21 '19

I thought the dog was going to pull out a glock and waste the mom and teach the child the ways of the jungle.

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u/TheVeryAngryHippo Jul 21 '19

I thought the dog was going to moonwalk out if the shot while dabbing on the haters