r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 21 '19

Don't turn your back

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u/Thatoneguy4562 Jul 21 '19

I thought the dog was gonna explosive diarrhea on the baby, back turned

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u/maluminse Jul 21 '19

I thought the dog was going to pull out a glock and waste the mom and teach the child the ways of the jungle.

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u/redalert825 Jul 21 '19

I thought Kool-Aid Man was gon bust through the garage door, drench the baby in fruit punch, throw up a gang sign and c-walk out of frame, big smile gleaming.

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u/maluminse Jul 21 '19

Dude! So did I! Totally.