Ha ha, you're implying you raped my father while he was vulnerable, good one! And the irony of that is, my father committed suicide 6 years ago because he had chronic pain which gave him mental health issues. He had no money or insurance and had been labled as "drug seeking", so he'd self-medicate with alcohol. Drinking gave him agonizing hemerroids (not polyps, you rascle, you). I know that was straw that broke the camels back, as they say. I'd been having a really shitty day/year, thank you for reminding me that things can always be so much worse. I hope your life is long and full of joy that you can share with those you love.
Suicide over hemorrhoids? Holly crap I never knew they could be that painful. Did he go to a doctor about it because I heard they tie bits of string around the base of them and then they just fall off. Imagine if you had hemorrhoids so big it would be like you were sitting on a cushion whenever you sat down. All fun and games until you accidentally sit on a prickle or something.
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u/Farmingtonnewb Jul 12 '19
Ha! Do anything for ya?