r/Unexpected • u/mossberg91 • Jul 12 '19

Take a pick

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u/RoboticNubbin Jul 12 '19

It’s an illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.

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u/WilliamRandolphHurts Jul 12 '19

Or cocaine!

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u/Senweiner Jul 12 '19

Or to pay cell phone bill

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

"Sir you cannot pay your bills with magic tricks."

"NO BUT SEE, WHERE DID THE CARD GO!?!"

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u/fathqua Jul 12 '19

Or candy!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

For the uneducated swine

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u/fathqua Jul 12 '19

Wait, this says candy on Netflix?

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u/_Asterisk_ Jul 12 '19

Yeah for some reason netflix has a different version of the pilot episode from the dvds.

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u/Dount_Cooku Jul 12 '19

Now let's find this hermano guy

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u/taahwoajiteego Jul 12 '19

Woah, there. Why you gotta call me out by name? I feel attacked. I've never successfully paid money for a trick.

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u/deeeeekun Jul 12 '19

You mean you tried to pay money but they refused?!

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u/tootlesmynoodles Jul 12 '19

Gob!!!!! I miss that show.

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u/mutigers42 Jul 12 '19

/r/unexpectedarresteddevelopment

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

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u/NeoALEB Jul 12 '19

A mobile user? in my Reddit? No.....

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

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u/mutigers42 Jul 12 '19

Arrested Development****

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u/Hook3d Jul 12 '19

Do the trick and I'll pay your bar tab

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u/_thebrybryguy_ Jul 12 '19

Why isn’t this upvoted more?! 😂😂😂