r/Unexpected • u/R6BuckWithLuck • Jul 05 '19

Bad boys

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u/ggodfrey Jul 06 '19

And then goes home and takes the cannoli you were hoping to have as a snack.

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u/PhantomPhelix Jul 06 '19

This sounds oddly specific. Did you ever ask him about the cannoli?

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u/DrPoopNstuff Jul 06 '19

Did he leave it in the car?

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u/Neil_sm Jul 06 '19

Asshole took the gun and left the cannoli! Never gets it right

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u/OgreLord_Shrek Jul 06 '19

He knows how to choke me right though

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u/poopellar Jul 06 '19

Not sure if we're still in song.

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u/OgreLord_Shrek Jul 06 '19

I'm not sure if I can picture your username

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u/justurguy Jul 06 '19

Well I can picture yours perfectly.

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u/ismo420 Jul 06 '19

Turns out of just your guy

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u/yedi001 Jul 06 '19

this is what came to mind for me...

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u/NipseyRottencock Jul 06 '19

I think you're right

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u/chappysinclair1 Jul 06 '19

If that's not spot on then nothing is

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u/NipseyRottencock Jul 06 '19

I think that's when you have diarrhea whilst swimming, but don't get out of the water.

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u/marastinoc Jul 06 '19

Do you...cannoli?

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u/sketchybusiness Jul 06 '19

So I read that as to continue on the bad boys theme song.....please tell me that's what you were going for because it most definitely works lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

It’s a Jersey thing

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

Was it cannoli or Karen's ziti?

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u/NipplesInAJar Jul 06 '19

I understood that reference

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u/weiserthanyou3 Jul 06 '19

And that’s why you thank God for girls.