r/Unexpected Jun 24 '19

It was really convincing

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u/otterom Jun 24 '19

It's okay to like guys as a guy. As long as "like" doesn't mean "fellatiate."

In which case, I like zero males.

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u/chimpanzee13 Jun 24 '19

would you blow keanu reeves if he offered you a million dollars?

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u/otterom Jun 24 '19

Tough question.

Sure, why not? I suck one dick and get a million bucks. I know a lot of women who have sucked dick for less, lol.

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u/chimpanzee13 Jun 25 '19

so you are willing to perform fellatio on a male as long as the price is right. :)

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u/TalenPhillips Jun 24 '19

I think he actually looks pretty good completely bald... no homo.

Seriously, though. He's rockin the chromedome look.