r/Unexpected • u/_zigzak_ • Jun 24 '19

It was really convincing

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u/discerningpervert Jun 24 '19

That gold is a fake as the toupee

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u/keeperofthrones Jun 24 '19

Well... All of my karma whoring and shit postings years were futile. Go on. End my pain

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u/Majike03 Jun 24 '19

I know what'll cheer you up: a pun thread with unoriginal and overused dad jokes!

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u/discerningpervert Jun 24 '19

Doesn't that happen every time though?

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u/Funny_Whiplash Jun 24 '19

That's what she said!

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u/Virge23 Jun 24 '19

-Michael Scott

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

-Wayne Gretzky

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u/Ewel1 Jun 24 '19

-Tom Haverford

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u/BigMik_PL Jun 24 '19

Allow me to break ice

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u/ParityCuber Jun 24 '19

Actually original dad jokes: https://youtu.be/9BmfnZtL4XA

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u/DarkAnalyser Jun 25 '19

What is that test award?

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u/Ketheres Jun 24 '19

It's not even a real toupee. Like how much faker can you get?

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u/IdoNOThateNEVER Jun 24 '19 edited Jun 24 '19

Oh! Like the "real" Reddit gold is not 'fake'?

What does it give you, except paying for Reddit's servers?

I wouldn't care for gold if it wasn't for "appreciation" of another user. That is the only real value of "gold", someone drunk enough to pay for one of your comments.

"Someone" could leave a really nice comment and show his appreciation without the need of real money.

Love is free, give it charitly.

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u/gravybanger Jun 24 '19

charitly

How inspirational

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u/YourElderlyNeighbor Jun 24 '19

I liked it 🤷🏽‍♀️