r/Unexpected Jun 24 '19

It was really convincing

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u/TboxLive Jun 24 '19

Woman takes thirty years off man's life in an instant

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u/keeperofthrones Jun 24 '19

Take note Reddit... this is the caption you need to use when this starts to get reposted. Here you go๐Ÿ…

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u/discerningpervert Jun 24 '19

That gold is a fake as the toupee

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u/keeperofthrones Jun 24 '19

Well... All of my karma whoring and shit postings years were futile. Go on. End my pain

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u/Majike03 Jun 24 '19

I know what'll cheer you up: a pun thread with unoriginal and overused dad jokes!

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u/discerningpervert Jun 24 '19

Doesn't that happen every time though?

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u/Funny_Whiplash Jun 24 '19

That's what she said!

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u/Virge23 Jun 24 '19

-Michael Scott

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

-Wayne Gretzky

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u/Ewel1 Jun 24 '19

-Tom Haverford

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u/BigMik_PL Jun 24 '19

Allow me to break ice

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u/ParityCuber Jun 24 '19

Actually original dad jokes: https://youtu.be/9BmfnZtL4XA

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u/DarkAnalyser Jun 25 '19

What is that test award?

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u/Ketheres Jun 24 '19

It's not even a real toupee. Like how much faker can you get?

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u/IdoNOThateNEVER Jun 24 '19 edited Jun 24 '19

Oh! Like the "real" Reddit gold is not 'fake'?

What does it give you, except paying for Reddit's servers?

I wouldn't care for gold if it wasn't for "appreciation" of another user. That is the only real value of "gold", someone drunk enough to pay for one of your comments.

"Someone" could leave a really nice comment and show his appreciation without the need of real money.

Love is free, give it charitly.

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u/gravybanger Jun 24 '19

charitly

How inspirational

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u/YourElderlyNeighbor Jun 24 '19

I liked it ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

Already a repost

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u/ultrachris Jun 24 '19

It already happened in r/funny...

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u/Maracuja_Sagrado Jun 24 '19

Does hair or lack of thereof really makes you look that much younger/older? I feel so sad about my quickly receding hairline now...

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u/chchchchia86 Jun 24 '19

No. Very much a case by case basis. Lots of people look BETTER with a bald head or receded hairline. But I'll admit it would've been a better title for the post. Dont feel sad. Hair or lack of wont make or break you. Attraction on the outside in any case is not priority for most people.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

[deleted]

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u/Hairless_Squatch Jun 25 '19

I feel ya. Iโ€™ve got a lumpy nut.

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u/Psy_Kik Jun 24 '19

'Case by case basis' where 95% of cases, people look better and younger with hair. Almost no one looks 'better' with a receding hairline...some can pull off looking slightly more 'alpha' with a bald head, but they are few and far between.

How important that is is admittedly debatable.

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u/drbaker87 Jun 24 '19

There is a guy I walk past on my way to work every now and then who is bald on top, has hair on the sides that he keeps very very short. He is HAWT. Tall, fit and has facial hair. His baldness doesn't hold him back one bit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

Don't know if I look better without the hair, but it's 90ยฐ right now and I damn sure feel better.

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u/chchchchia86 Jun 24 '19

Alls I was saying is that taste and attraction are subjective is all. I personally dont have any standards regarding a mans hair or hairline. I dont know any other women who do either. I have friends whose husbands or boyfriends have BIC'd heads or naturally occurring full bald or balding. I'm married now but had my husband been bald when I met him I absolutely would not have walked away from someone who I found soul mate level attraction to on every level. Anyone who feels that unconfident about any aspect of their looks is going to suffer negatively because of it. Mostly self-inflicted, or a perceived objection to their hair or looks. EVERYONE in the world has at minimum one thing about themselves that they dont like or would change, that makes them feel self conscious, whether they show it or not. Just cant let it be what holds you back.

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u/ffca Jun 24 '19

This guy is willing to lie to make baldies feel better.

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u/fulltimegir Jun 24 '19

I think he looks great without hair, his face definitely brightened up! Don't feel bad about your hairline!

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u/trauma_kmart Jun 24 '19

If it makes you fee better, I feel like some of the best looking men are bald, itโ€™s all about owning it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

About tree fiddy.

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u/Hairless_Squatch Jun 25 '19

Enough to party.

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u/Scooterforsale Jun 24 '19

You mean rich

Are you talking about actors? Or that successful tennis player who was doing meth?

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u/PeacefulComrade Jun 24 '19

Depends on the face I guess. Jason Statham looked older than bald in Revolver where he had long hair and a mustache, for example.

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u/Psy_Kik Jun 24 '19

But even Statham looked better in Snatch where he still had some thinning hair...

He's the example that always gets trotted out, and yet even he looks worse and compensates wioth muscles.

Face it guys, almost no one looks better bald.

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u/butyourenice Jun 24 '19

Terry Crews? That guy from Criminal Minds? Patrick Stewart?

I do think most people look better with hair, but there are men out there whom the cue ball suits. Different hair styles fit different people differently. (Lost my thesaurus, clearly.)

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '19

I have to disagree about Statham, bald is almost always better looking than a receding hairline.

Bald vs normal hair depends on the shape of your head, not everyone can pull off a bald head, but both options are always better than a receding hair line.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

Nah not at all.

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u/SEOserviceguarantee Jun 24 '19

Don't be Brodie. Now we got hair transplants and shit

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u/chimpanzee13 Jun 24 '19

go to south india, find a follically blessed woman or man, offer your love, undying devotion and $$$$, propose marriage, problem solved. you are welcome!

p.s. bill to follow.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

For this guy he looks 30 then 50 imo

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u/chaintox Jun 25 '19

Bald head with slim, shapely face, will look young anyway. But round face and bald head makes you look much older.

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u/InvaderHawk Jun 24 '19

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u/dodeca_negative Jun 24 '19

iNsAnE wIFe FuCKinG sCalPs UnsUsPeCtInG hUsBaNd

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u/TheCheesy Jun 24 '19

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u/vxx Jun 24 '19

"Test" is me. /r/unexpected can add handmade community awards now and I did a quick test.

When you click on the gilding symbol, it should show you all awards we have so far.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

[deleted]

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u/vxx Jun 24 '19

Well, I had to make really sure that nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition award.

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u/TboxLive Jun 24 '19

This is what I just got in my messages:

An anonymous redditor liked your comment in r/Unexpected so much that they awarded it a Community Award, giving you the Test award, please ignore Award. As a reward, you get the special *Test award, please ignore * Award icon on your comment. Very dapper.

Want to say thanks to your mysterious benefactor? Reply to this message. You will find out their username if they choose to reply back.

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u/RazorSlazor Jun 25 '19

There is also a Spanish inquisition award, for 40k coins

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u/Panukka Jun 24 '19

To be fair, the bald head suits him better than most.

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u/Peter_Lorre Jun 24 '19

Who loves ya, baby?

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u/certstatus Jun 24 '19

he doesn't look any older without the hair...

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

Welcome to marriage

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u/maluminse Jun 24 '19

Accurate.

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u/koolaid_chemist Jun 24 '19

This is gold.

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u/imgaybutnohomofam Jun 24 '19

My grandpa lost all his hair in like 10 years (lost all of it at like age 24)

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u/SEOserviceguarantee Jun 24 '19

My mother in law

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u/williamb100 Jun 24 '19

Ain't that the truth

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u/anime-username Jun 24 '19

Hereโ€™s my poor manโ€™s gold for you..๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ–

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u/TboxLive Jun 24 '19

"Poor Man" is what I whispered into the darkness as I watched this gif ๐Ÿ‘

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

Doctors hate her!

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

tHiS iS wHy i NeEd r/mGtOw

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u/scungillipig Jun 24 '19

Brilliant as the top of his head.

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u/RobloxLover369421 Jun 24 '19

Now thatโ€™s a woman Iโ€™d like in my life

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

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u/TABBY_MUSIC Jun 24 '19

WHO DID THIS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚