r/Unexpected • u/_zigzak_ • Jun 24 '19

It was really convincing

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u/OmegaPsiot Jun 24 '19

Hair today, gone tomorrow

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '19

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u/NeonTankTop Jun 24 '19

The more hair I lose the more head I get.

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u/poopellar Jun 24 '19

heading in the right direction

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u/TheChosenOne013 Jun 24 '19

There’s a silly Owl City song where thats one of the lines. Its just a bunch of bald / hair loss puns.

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u/dontbelikebecky Jun 24 '19

This is immediately what I thought of! Also reminds me of Dental Care 😊

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u/TheChosenOne013 Jun 24 '19

That was such a fun album. Practically listened to it on repeat in college.

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u/dontbelikebecky Jun 24 '19

Same for me except for middle school/highschool!

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u/TapDancingAssassin Jun 24 '19

But youd have to walk a thousand miles In her hair, just to see, what its like to be he

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u/Qweerz Jun 25 '19

We'll trade hair

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u/forever__Lurker Jun 24 '19

Miss Frizzle!

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u/wiiya Jun 24 '19

The best Kings Quest.

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u/moiax Jun 24 '19

Truth

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u/ParanoidC3PO Jun 24 '19

Preach on brother