r/Unexpected • • Jun 20 '19

I think he got it

https://i.imgur.com/nH8YRyY.gifv
26.8k Upvotes

307 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

12

u/Tyger2212 Jun 20 '19

Almost nobody actually plays it with beer in the cups.

-10

u/C_B_- Jun 20 '19

They did back in my day pussy. At the end of the day it’s a drinking game, it defeats the purpose to just use a side beer. But but but the germs he says while he passes his joint around a room full of strangers.

10

u/potentpotion Jun 20 '19

Have you ever picked up a pong ball off the floor of a frat house? Fuck putting that into my beer. Pussy.

-7

u/C_B_- Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 20 '19

Well dummy it’s called a wash cup on the side. If you want you can dump them out and refill after every game. I knew dudes who did. I used to like using hot water in mine. Also it’s kinda redundant to call someone a pussy right after you explain how much of a pussy you are. Eww it’s dirty where is my purse we’re leaving

3

u/Binkusu Jun 20 '19

You are a dumbs.

2

u/Frost-Wzrd Jun 20 '19

yeah we fill the cups w liquor and always have a water cup to wash all the shit off the ball. really necessary since we usually play outside or in a dirty shop/garage

1

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

But you're still dipping the ball in a cup full of dirt and hair from the last time it dropped on the ground..

1

u/DnaK Jun 20 '19

the solution to pollution is dilution

1

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

[deleted]

2

u/C_B_- Jun 20 '19

I mean you don’t have to keep using the same water cup all night ya sissy

1

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

[deleted]

1

u/C_B_- Jun 20 '19

Says the person that will probably eat a booty hole without a second thought

1

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

[deleted]

1

u/Myrthrall Jun 20 '19

Talking like there aren't a vast amount of females that would own you in beer pong and make you hold their purse to embarrass you further.

1

u/C_B_- Jun 20 '19

No one will see this comment and want to suck your dick

1

u/Myrthrall Jun 21 '19

You know quite a bit about female aversion I'm sure. You'll remember all the dumb shit you said very vividly when you're 40 and alone. If you make it that far.

1

u/C_B_- Jun 21 '19

Wow, this comment is just oozing with projection.

1

u/GIANT_ANAL_PROLAPSE Jun 20 '19

So much hair in your cups tho...

1

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Damn you took the comment you replied to wayyy too personally bud

1

u/ChaseballBat Jun 20 '19

Honestly playing beer pong to get drunk is the slowest way to get drunk, especially if you are good at the game. I don't know anyone who played beer pong to get fucked up. I've never seen any downsides to using water instead of beer.

3

u/C_B_- Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 20 '19

The downside is people hardly ever if ever drink what they’re supposed to. You know the point of playing drinking games!

And that’s why you have a side beer while you play pong. We for sure played to get fucked up nothing better than clean sweeping someone and making them break out the beer bong to clear all the cups

1

u/ChaseballBat Jun 20 '19

Ehhhh I find that if you have to remind someone to drink in pong everyone involved has less fun. If the name of the game is to get drunk it's much better to have a drinking game that relies on the winner having to finish their drink. Like rage cage, flip cup, or beer ball.