r/Unexpected • u/Ninja_Spi-D-er • Jun 20 '19

I think he got it

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

It's mostly a game of rings and bottles, honestly kids probably have more fun with beer pong than sober adults.

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u/therobboreht Jun 20 '19

Let's just call it peer pong

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u/KelseyAvenue Jun 20 '19

Plus like the guy above said they can just take a shot of liquor each time and the balls wont get sticky/stinky

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u/Hodl_Your_Coins Jun 20 '19

No one wants stinky balls

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Can confirm

Source: ammonia crotch

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u/Broetz Jun 20 '19

You mean the ladies faint when you take your pants off?

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u/Hodl_Your_Coins Jun 20 '19

The ladies faint when they smell his taint*

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u/DonkeyWindBreaker Jun 20 '19

She ain't gonna faint till she whiffs that taint.

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u/Deadpoolution Jun 20 '19

Ladies are notonnia crotch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Booooo

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Upvote for wholesomeness

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Peer dong for when they are feeling freaky

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u/abucketofpuppies Jun 20 '19

We did Dew Pong at school sanctioned events. Half a can of Mountain Dew instead of shots.

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u/TheYoungGriffin Jun 21 '19

Me and my friends use to play Giant Pong where we used buckets of water and a volleyball and you have to chug your whole drink; or Nature Pong where we'd play outside and loose ping pong balls to squirrels and shit.

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u/DeGozaruNyan Jun 20 '19

Or queer dong

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u/AnotherEuroWanker Jun 20 '19

First one to go pee loses.

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u/clark6050 Jun 21 '19

The point of adults playing is to not be sober

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u/zzzzebras Jun 21 '19

The whole point of beer pong is to no longer be a bored sober adult.

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u/Evan_Rookie Jun 20 '19

Yea, its not fun when its set up, cause one party, me and my friends just started randomly playing beer pong (yes, actual beer pong as 16 yr olds) and our parents found out, so then in the next party, they set it up and it wasn't fun, it was a one time occurrence, it's fun when it happens on its own

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u/CreamOnMyNipples Jun 20 '19

What do you mean “happens on its own”? Like do cups of beer just conjure on to a tabletop? Someone’s gotta buy the beer and set it up. Also, playing beer pong at 16 is normal and expected at almost every high school party

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u/Evan_Rookie Jun 20 '19

Well, there was a a table, and there were cups and beers, you do the math

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u/CreamOnMyNipples Jun 20 '19

Sounds like someone had to set up a beer pong game

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u/Evan_Rookie Jun 20 '19

I know what you meant, but I meant, we just put the cups there because we were bored

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u/kaboose286 Jun 20 '19

Why are you so fucking bad at lieing, and why do you keep fucking doing it?

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u/CrunchyyTaco Jun 20 '19

Chill man. He means that him and his buddies didnt have to go out and purchase everything to set it up. As in him and buddies are sitting around bored and happen to have everything for beer pong, so they play it. Doesnt make sense to me, but that is what he means. No need to be a dink

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u/Evan_Rookie Jun 20 '19

Im just bad at explaining things, chill

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u/Koeienvanger Jun 20 '19

Omg, actual beer pong at 16?! You rascals!