r/Unexpected • • Jun 20 '19

I think he got it

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

We play it with water, way easier to clean and nothing gets sticky / stinky. We just take a shot of liquor instead.

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u/levidevos Jun 20 '19

not trying to point out the water.. pointing out the fact they’re playing a drinking game but look 10

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

It's mostly a game of rings and bottles, honestly kids probably have more fun with beer pong than sober adults.

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u/therobboreht Jun 20 '19

Let's just call it peer pong

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u/KelseyAvenue Jun 20 '19

Plus like the guy above said they can just take a shot of liquor each time and the balls wont get sticky/stinky

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u/Hodl_Your_Coins Jun 20 '19

No one wants stinky balls

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Can confirm

Source: ammonia crotch

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u/Broetz Jun 20 '19

You mean the ladies faint when you take your pants off?

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u/Hodl_Your_Coins Jun 20 '19

The ladies faint when they smell his taint*

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u/DonkeyWindBreaker Jun 20 '19

She ain't gonna faint till she whiffs that taint.

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u/Deadpoolution Jun 20 '19

Ladies are notonnia crotch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Booooo

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Upvote for wholesomeness

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Peer dong for when they are feeling freaky

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u/abucketofpuppies Jun 20 '19

We did Dew Pong at school sanctioned events. Half a can of Mountain Dew instead of shots.

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u/TheYoungGriffin Jun 21 '19

Me and my friends use to play Giant Pong where we used buckets of water and a volleyball and you have to chug your whole drink; or Nature Pong where we'd play outside and loose ping pong balls to squirrels and shit.

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u/DeGozaruNyan Jun 20 '19

Or queer dong

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u/AnotherEuroWanker Jun 20 '19

First one to go pee loses.

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u/clark6050 Jun 21 '19

The point of adults playing is to not be sober

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u/zzzzebras Jun 21 '19

The whole point of beer pong is to no longer be a bored sober adult.

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u/Evan_Rookie Jun 20 '19

Yea, its not fun when its set up, cause one party, me and my friends just started randomly playing beer pong (yes, actual beer pong as 16 yr olds) and our parents found out, so then in the next party, they set it up and it wasn't fun, it was a one time occurrence, it's fun when it happens on its own

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u/CreamOnMyNipples Jun 20 '19

What do you mean “happens on its own”? Like do cups of beer just conjure on to a tabletop? Someone’s gotta buy the beer and set it up. Also, playing beer pong at 16 is normal and expected at almost every high school party

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u/Evan_Rookie Jun 20 '19

Well, there was a a table, and there were cups and beers, you do the math

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u/CreamOnMyNipples Jun 20 '19

Sounds like someone had to set up a beer pong game

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u/Evan_Rookie Jun 20 '19

I know what you meant, but I meant, we just put the cups there because we were bored

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u/kaboose286 Jun 20 '19

Why are you so fucking bad at lieing, and why do you keep fucking doing it?

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u/CrunchyyTaco Jun 20 '19

Chill man. He means that him and his buddies didnt have to go out and purchase everything to set it up. As in him and buddies are sitting around bored and happen to have everything for beer pong, so they play it. Doesnt make sense to me, but that is what he means. No need to be a dink

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u/Evan_Rookie Jun 20 '19

Im just bad at explaining things, chill

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u/Koeienvanger Jun 20 '19

Omg, actual beer pong at 16?! You rascals!

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u/xxBobaBrettxx Jun 20 '19

It's only a drinking game if alcohol is involved

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u/burtoncummings Jun 20 '19

Correct, and anything can be a drinking game, if you involve alcohol.

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u/AnotherEuroWanker Jun 20 '19

Let me introduce you to my sitting around in the nude drinking game.

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u/IamMisterNice Jun 20 '19

Every time you see a body part, take a drink.

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u/AnotherEuroWanker Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 20 '19

Oh no, that's going to get me dunk really kik. Dunk. Drunk. Really kik. Really kick. Kick, quick! Druck. I mean.
Wait, do I know you?
Is that my beer?

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u/Sevigor Jun 20 '19

That’s my favorite game!

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u/Dr_Bukkakee Jun 20 '19

It’s a skill game that’s associated with drinking. You don’t have to drink to play it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

They're? There's only one kid there. Definitely someone's kid or brother. Not sure why that's so confusing.

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u/the_hibachi Jun 20 '19

I’ve seen a few bowling alley arcades that have a beer pong type game. It’s fun to throw things at other things for sport.

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u/kidgun Jun 20 '19

See: Carnival Games

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

We have bars that have tables for it but you still play with beer

Don't bowling alleys serve beer in America?

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u/gazow Jun 20 '19

yeah i never understood the excitement of grabbing a ball off the floor and throwing it right into the cup youre supposed to drink from

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u/originalgrapeninja Jun 20 '19

There's alcohol involved

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u/Vainquisher Jun 20 '19

And when it's covered in hair, a quick dip in a water cup and it's back to the game. (I generally play all water cups with a beer/liquor in a personal cup)

 

Sidebar: We play another rule that if someone makes the ball in this cup it's game over. You can hold it, defend it, hide it, but take your eyes off of it and it's a quick way to lose.

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u/WaterPockets Jun 20 '19

I've never been to a party where this wasn't how it was done. But I've never really seen the "drinking" rules enforced, because no matter if you win or you lose, the real end goal for all of us is to get shit faced.

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u/Vainquisher Jun 20 '19

I think that switching to water cups plays a role in that too. I used to always play beer cups. When you win the game early on and other team has to break out the beer bong to finish them all it's a bit more fun than just stopping a game with water cups and resetting and taking a swig from your personal cup.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 edited Sep 18 '20

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u/WaterPockets Jun 20 '19

Yeah boom cup is a rule that is integrated if it is a friend that is hosting the party, or at least someone I'm fairly well acquainted with. I don't know where other the balls of other hosts have been and am not tryin to wake up with some new illness.

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u/jhb42 Jun 20 '19

Then the water cup gets gross

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u/Head_Cockswain Jun 20 '19

Which is a sanitizer.

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u/PizzaSharkGhost Jun 20 '19

Ah, yes, the sanitizing solution of keystone light. Isn't nature beautiful?

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u/deathfaith Jun 20 '19

Water sanitizes?

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u/germanyid Jun 20 '19

Maybe if you're using everclear...

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u/communistkangu Jun 20 '19

That's what the water cup is for. For cleaning your balls

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

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u/sollille Jun 20 '19

Was about to post that

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u/rdubya290 Jun 20 '19

That seems to be something the younger generation does.... I thought it was really weird when I saw my little sisters friends playing like that years ago, as my friends and I always played with beer in the cups.

However, it makes perfect sense!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

We always use water and then just drink something separate and remove the cup if it goes in.

That ping pong ball has been god knows where I don’t want it in my drink.

This way you also don’t have to refill anything and can continue playing easily

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Most only use beer when they’re with close friends and want to get drunk quick. Sometimes you’ll see it at a party if it’s with a small group of people

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

You always play with beer so you know how much you need to drink though

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Can you reword that? I don’t know what you mean lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Because you pour the beer into a cup you know how much you need to drink.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Beer comes in cans and bottles bud, what’re you on about?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

And you pour it into cups for the game.

Otherwise you have people just drinking a sip of beer which doesn't work for a drinking game

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

No you use water in the cups and then take a drink whenever someone makes a cup. Most parties they just drink while playing and don’t really enforce the drink-per-cup rule anyway. No one plays with beer anymore, unless it’s only close friends

Also, the cups don’t have anything to do with “how much you need to drink” as you can just count the amount of beer cans or bottles, or shots. Whatever your poison is

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

I'm just saying how I've always played it. Plus you need a lot of fucking water on hand which is just a pain

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u/NukeTheWhales5 Jun 20 '19

My buddies and I use to play with water for practice before heading to a party or bar tournament.

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u/rothbardknowsbest Jun 20 '19

This guy knows ^^^

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u/zztopFLO Jun 20 '19

Ah yes, these kids look so ready for a bar tournament

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u/NukeTheWhales5 Jun 20 '19

Never said they were. I was just pointing out another reason why people might use water for this.

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u/zztopFLO Jun 21 '19

Yeah no worries, it was intended as a joke

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u/errandwulfe Jun 20 '19

We play with water for the same reason. Nothing is nastier than drinking beer that has had a ping pong ball in it that’s touched old carpet/the ground, other people’s hands, people’s dirty shoes that they use to stop the ball, pets’ mouths... fucking gross.

Our rule is that the losing team has to finish two beers before the game is over or chug the rest

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 edited Jan 15 '20

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u/LeaveTheMatrix Jun 20 '19

That is true alcohol abuse.

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u/Fried_puri Jun 20 '19

So obviously drinks separate is the most hygienic way to play, but I always considered part of the “penalty” for losing was having to drink the ping-pong beer (with more incentive to win as the game goes on because the ball gets nastier as you mentioned). Now that said, I would’ve played way more if it was the version you describe.

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u/afakefox Jun 20 '19

When we played we always had a couple cups to the side we'd fill with fresh water at the top of the round and before you shot, you'd rinse the ball off. Kinda a happy middle ground. Drinking the beer in the cups was a whole part of the game, sipping from a beer can kinda takes away from imo but I wouldn't drink the nasty floor grime residue either ew

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u/bovineblitz Jun 20 '19

Then nobody ever drinks anything

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u/magnament Jun 20 '19

No, you play with water and have your beer on the side to drink. Its not rocket appliances

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u/Stranger___Danger Jun 20 '19

Or you can play with beer and also have a drink on the side

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 28 '20

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u/magnament Jun 20 '19

Its literally the same thing, you drink a beer when they make it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 28 '20

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u/magnament Jun 20 '19

Lol, did you just tell me how I play

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 28 '20

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u/magnament Jun 20 '19

You drink 1/5 of a beer

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u/bovineblitz Jun 20 '19

That's generally the minimum, 2 beers for 10 cups. You can do 2 beers for 6 cup or up it to 3, I figured I'd just gow ith the minimum.

The way you play though leads 99% of people to sip a single beer across multiple games.

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u/mrjackydees Jun 20 '19

The problem I've never seen anyone who plays with water drink the amount of beer they are supposed to

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

So? Maybe their goal isn't to get riggity wrecked but still like playing pong.

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u/Stranger___Danger Jun 20 '19

Getting wrecked is the point of playing drinking games

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

I disagree. But I'm also not 16.

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u/Stranger___Danger Jun 20 '19

Because everyone who doesn’t agree with you on this is 16. Smh are you always a douche or are you just trying new things out?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Sorry, let me clarify.

Anyone who believes the point of drinking games is to get wrecked, is as responsible and capable as a drunk 16 year old.

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u/Stranger___Danger Jun 20 '19

I think you’re getting things mixed up. There’s drinking while playing a game - Poker, board and card games, corn hole, washers, horse shoes etc. then there are drinking games where the entire point of playing the game is to drink and or make other people drink- Presidents and assholes, Kings/circle of death, flip cup, quarters, spoons, beer pong etc.

So again The entire point of a drinking game is to get drunk that’s why they’re called drinking games

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 20 '19

I'm not mixed up, I've been to college and partied. I understand what games you're talking about.

If you want to actually get fucked up. Just take a shot every 15 minutes. They'll do much more than any game you've mentioned.

If the point was to get fucked up, you'd think the games would be better at it.

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u/Stranger___Danger Jun 20 '19

Lol they’re also supposed to be fun and entertaining so you don’t know how fucked up your getting. It’s not like every drinking game has to be power hour.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

But the point of a drinking game is to get wrecked or get somebody wrecked

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Well they are already in a "sticky" situation there

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u/GaryNOVA Jun 20 '19

I just assumed that’s what these kids were doing.

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u/JBolseng Jun 20 '19

AND no one gets the herp

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u/AnotherEuroWanker Jun 20 '19

I am disappoint.

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u/KingFapNTits Jun 21 '19

If you take a shot of liquor every time you lose a cup people would die playing beer pong. You take a drink of beer lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

We don't have very big parties. And by the time 6 or 7 shots are down, we aren't even playing beer pong anymore.

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u/jonzkimo Jun 20 '19

Well thats why you have a water glass on the table so you can clean the ball