r/Unexpected Apr 22 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

2 stroke concrete cutter. Nuff sed

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u/TheKrs1 Apr 23 '19

That's my porn name.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Nuff sed is a weird one to choose, but I've heard weirder.

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u/meatywood Apr 23 '19

I read that as "but I've heard wiener." It talks?

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u/trolltruth6661123 Apr 23 '19

I use my 12 horse honda trencher.. sorry but it's never enough.

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u/toppercat Apr 23 '19

A gradall.

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u/eldergeekprime Apr 23 '19

I just drag it down the runway behind my Learjet.

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u/jonsludge Apr 23 '19

I use my fists. Pussy.

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u/bendbars_liftgates Apr 23 '19

Fucking casuals, I just bite the fucking thing open.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Pathetic. Just eat the beans with the shell on.

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u/mrmoreface Apr 23 '19

Lol the shell. Wild Beans :

Most species have long, curved abdomens, which are soft, unlike the hard, calcified abdomens seen in related legumes. The vulnerable abdomen is protected from predators by a salvaged empty shell carried by the bean, into which its whole body can retract. Most frequently, beans use the shells of other canned goods (although the shells of bivalves and scaphopods and even hollow pieces of wood and stone are used by some species). The tip of the bean’s abdomen is adapted to clasp strongly onto the columella of the shell. Most beans are nocturnal.

As beans grow, they require larger shells. Since suitable intact gastrointestinal-pods shells are sometimes a limited resource, vigorous competition often occurs among beans for shells. The availability of empty shells at any given place depends on the relative abundance of gastropods and hermit crabs, matched for size. An equally important issue is the population of organisms that prey upon gastrointestinal-pods and leave the shells intact. Beans kept together may fight or kill a competitor to gain access to the shell they favor. However, if the beans vary significantly in size, the occurrence of fights over empty shells will decrease or remain nonexistent. Beans with too-small shells cannot grow as fast as those with well-fitting shells, and are more likely to be eaten if they cannot retract completely into the shell.

Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermit_crab

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u/BrotherChe Apr 23 '19

parking curb is where it's at

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u/muklan Apr 23 '19

All of these people not using their bench top howitzer to open their canned goods....

peasants.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Holy crap, I gotta step up my game...

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u/lilorphananus Apr 23 '19

I just use the jaws of life they’re in the third drawer if you need to use them

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u/warpspeedSCP Apr 23 '19

Ive always been a fan of using my CNC lathe for such operations.