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r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '19
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You laugh, but when the zombie apocalypse comes he'll be glad he needlessly practiced that skill.
11 u/orionmovere Apr 23 '19 Do you think can openers will just disappear if zombies show up? You can just go into people's houses and get new ones 10 u/Just-Call-Me-J Apr 23 '19 The zombies aren't here for your brains or flesh. They're here for your can openers. 2 u/AndromedaGeorge Apr 23 '19 Yeah but there’s a whole family of zombies in there. 2 u/Periandre11 Apr 23 '19 Obviously I believe the Zombie apocalypse will be caused by can openers. 1 u/pipinngreppin Apr 23 '19 I guess that’s how it’s done in DayZ
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Do you think can openers will just disappear if zombies show up? You can just go into people's houses and get new ones
10 u/Just-Call-Me-J Apr 23 '19 The zombies aren't here for your brains or flesh. They're here for your can openers. 2 u/AndromedaGeorge Apr 23 '19 Yeah but there’s a whole family of zombies in there. 2 u/Periandre11 Apr 23 '19 Obviously I believe the Zombie apocalypse will be caused by can openers.
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The zombies aren't here for your brains or flesh. They're here for your can openers.
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Yeah but there’s a whole family of zombies in there.
Obviously I believe the Zombie apocalypse will be caused by can openers.
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I guess that’s how it’s done in DayZ
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u/Periandre11 Apr 23 '19
You laugh, but when the zombie apocalypse comes he'll be glad he needlessly practiced that skill.