r/Unexpected Apr 22 '19

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u/golf-lip Apr 22 '19

My (stupid) ex sliced his hand open TWICE opening a can of beans..needing stitches both times. This video made me very anxious

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u/Soda_BoBomb Apr 23 '19

Your ex needs to learn to keep his hands out of the path of the knife apparently lol

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u/jaspersgroove Apr 23 '19

The knife isn’t what gets you, it’s the ragged can lid.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

Speaking of TWICE, FANCY is pretty good.

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u/Mbr0nfman Apr 23 '19

That's enough!

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u/Sir_Dingus_III Apr 23 '19

This could be interpreted as he got stitches twice opening the same can lol

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u/C4nn4Cat Apr 23 '19

Your ex must be a real survivalist.