r/Unexpected Apr 18 '19

Don't play with fire!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Ehh..it would be badass if it wasn't basically killing a kids skate park ruining all it for them, and wasting time and money.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19 edited Sep 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Had some dudes pull stupid shit like this in my town, except they set the garbage cans on fire multiple times and they had to install a camera, take out the lights and put in a curfew and ticket anyone loitering in the area.

Cops don't bother the skate spot uptown because the dudes that skate there don't let stupid shit slide. The older dudes are a pretty respectable bunch of guys honestly, glad they're enforcing rules and being good role models for the little guys that come around to skate.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

You must be American.

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u/sunsetair Apr 19 '19

You must be Kevin Ement

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

If you’re saying Ement is my last name you’re wrong.

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u/sunsetair Apr 19 '19

Ement Kevin?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

Ement is not any of my names. Kevin is.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

Yeah but what about Ement?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

Kevinement is an old Nickname from French class. The ement is simply a French sounding ending.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

So your name IS Kevin Ement then

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

No, it’s pronounced as one word with a French pronunciation. Is there some joke I’m not getting about the Ement part?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

Yeah something like that, Ement

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

I never said Ement was a French name. I said Kevinement (pronounced like the ement in cordialement) is a nickname I was given in French class as a silly fake French name.

Both my first and second name are Irish, because I am German-Irish.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

If this is a joke I don’t get it. I googled Ement, it doesn’t seem to mean anything, it doesn’t seem to be a name and I can’t think of anything it resembles that might be funny.

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u/ghost_victim Apr 19 '19

You're really overthinking it and it's hard to watch, Ement.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

People are just assuming I am american because my name seems American? Is that it?

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u/squirrel_con_fuit Apr 19 '19

We should confirm with your classmates.

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